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Americans need to step up their toilet hygiene
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:42 pm
What's with using dry toilet paper to clean your arse being the norm? If you have a nasty time on the john and don't get a clean wipe, you're walking around all day with a dirty arse. I doubt if you (god forbid) got poo on your arm or leg you would just wipe it with a dry paper towel and go about your day.
Yeah some people use baby wipes, but most people don't.
In Japan, they use toilets with built in bidets. You can choose one of 5 different nozzle positions to help find the bullseye, choose the appropriate water pressure, and they will even air dry your arse if you want. Some even will release a deodorizer or flushing sound at the press of a button for you shy baws. You leave the bathroom feeling even fresher than when you went in.
Bidets used to be a thing but not anymore. Why are we so behind on the bathroom hygiene?
Yeah some people use baby wipes, but most people don't.
In Japan, they use toilets with built in bidets. You can choose one of 5 different nozzle positions to help find the bullseye, choose the appropriate water pressure, and they will even air dry your arse if you want. Some even will release a deodorizer or flushing sound at the press of a button for you shy baws. You leave the bathroom feeling even fresher than when you went in.
Bidets used to be a thing but not anymore. Why are we so behind on the bathroom hygiene?
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Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:43 pm to TheIndulger
For 20 something years I've been wiping my arse with 2 ply. Doing just fine.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:45 pm to TheIndulger
shite son, I either shower after or:
I keep it pristine down there.
I keep it pristine down there.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:45 pm to TheIndulger
I ran power to the area behind my toilets in my renovation for plans for future japanese toilet install.
I agree they are superior.
paper is just a few steps above left hand.
I agree they are superior.
paper is just a few steps above left hand.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:46 pm to TheIndulger
I suspect this will be looked upon with revulsion one day in the future, similar to how we view the lack of bathing in prior centuries.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:46 pm to TheIndulger
Most of Europe is Muslim now and use their hand so looks like we're back on top boys!
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:48 pm to TheIndulger
God never intended the human butthole to be clean and pristine. He intends it to be a part of the body that we don't use for sex, and he designed the area to be unclean with lots of germs to discourage us from going to Hell due to AssPlay.
Most of you are going to Hell for masturbation so, I guess that you don't need to refrain from AssPlay. But for the rest of you that do not masturbate, stay away from AssPlay and stay away from Hell.
Most of you are going to Hell for masturbation so, I guess that you don't need to refrain from AssPlay. But for the rest of you that do not masturbate, stay away from AssPlay and stay away from Hell.
This post was edited on 4/3/17 at 9:50 pm
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:48 pm to TheIndulger
I go get my butthole waxed once a month
Also get it cleaned there as well, very relaxing
Also get it cleaned there as well, very relaxing
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:49 pm to Champagne
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God never intended the human butthole to be clean and pristine. He intends it to be a part of the body that we don't use for sex, and he designed the area to be unclean with lots of germs to discourage us from going to Hell due to AssPlay.
But your stinky dirty butthole isn't far from the parts we are designed to use.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:50 pm to TheIndulger
Baby wipes clog pipes and significantly screw up municipal wastewater treatment plants.
Why do you have to be such a bitch?
Why do you have to be such a bitch?
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:50 pm to TheIndulger
i agree. debris fields are the worst, especially when you're about to receive some head and she wants the pants all the way down.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:50 pm to el Gaucho
Get a vegetable sprayer installed. Singaporeans love it.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:51 pm to philly444
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I go get my butthole waxed once a month
Also get it cleaned there as well, very relaxing
God damn!
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:52 pm to TheIndulger
Baby wipes are a must
I go dry, wet, dry
Or dry, dry, wet, dry depending on the situation. Never go wet first or you might as well just hop into the shower because you f'd up
I go dry, wet, dry
Or dry, dry, wet, dry depending on the situation. Never go wet first or you might as well just hop into the shower because you f'd up
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:52 pm to saintsfan22
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But your stinky dirty butthole isn't far from the parts we are designed to use.
Well, I don't measure my private parts nor do I measure the distances between my private parts. But if I did I'm sure that my measurements would make me Praise the Almighty.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:53 pm to TheIndulger
Be a man and just wipe your arse. Spit on the TP if you're needing the extra help. Pussification... 
This post was edited on 4/3/17 at 9:55 pm
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:53 pm to TheIndulger
Sounds clean and sanitary, washing my arse with some gizmo some other 20 fricking dudes previously washed their asses with. Fricking city figs, I prefer to shite in the woods and whipe my arse with a blue shop towel. All public shitters are fricking disgusting.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:53 pm to TheIndulger
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In Japan, they use toilets with built in bidets.
In India they literally squat down and shite in the street.
One step at a time.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:54 pm to el Gaucho
And don't use toilets while squatting all the way down
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:54 pm to TheIndulger
I'm still waiting on the 3 seashells.
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