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Alabama secedes and joins Canada after some sex with animals legalized..

Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:51 am
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:51 am


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In a quixotic ruling, the country’s high court ruled that a man who was on trial for raping and sexually exploiting his own daughters pets wasn’t guilty of “bestiality.” The man reportedly, “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act.”

The convicted man took his case to the Canadian Supreme Court, demanding that the bestiality charge be nullified. In the end, the court agreed.

As a result of the rape case, the court ruled 7 to 1 that humans having sexual contact with animals is OK if there is no “penetration” involved in the act.


This post was edited on 6/10/16 at 9:52 am
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:52 am to
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is OK if there is no “penetration”


obviously a sexist ruling.
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:53 am to
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obviously a sexist ruling.


If it is consensual, it should be ok, right?
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:53 am to
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the court ruled 7 to 1 that humans having sexual contact with animals is OK if there is no “penetration” involved in the act.


Tha frick?? Can we invade Canada now? seriously..
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:54 am to
bama gonna bama
Posted by Cash
Vail
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Posted by NWLA Tiguh12
Member since Jul 2015
2402 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:55 am to
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Canadian Supreme Court
Laughing stock
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:56 am to
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bama gonna bama



Louisianan can't read.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:57 am to
Arf means Arf.
Posted by SG_Geaux
1 Post
Member since Aug 2004
77929 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:58 am to
Sick and disgusting does not necessarily mean illegal.
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:58 am to
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Arf means Arf.


One arf means yes, two arfs means no.
Posted by maine82
Member since Aug 2011
3320 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 10:00 am to
Loveline, circa 1998:

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Apparently he made it so the dog penetrated him. I suppose that would be OK in Canada too.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 10:02 am to
No animals were harmed on the making of this ruling
Posted by guedeaux
Tardis
Member since Jan 2008
13609 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 10:07 am to
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One arf means yes, two arfs means no.


or two yeses...
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79615 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 10:12 am to
Led Zeppelin and some other bands had a groupie back in the early 70s that they called "the Dog Act". Apparently, this girl had a trained Doberman that would eat her out for their viewing pleasure. If the dog wasn't interested, they would fry up some bacon and insert it into her to get him interested.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42557 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 10:17 am to
Good news, sex with your mom is now legal.
Posted by Josh Fenderman
Ron Don Volante's PlayPen
Member since Jul 2011
6704 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 10:28 am to
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Led Zeppelin and some other bands had a groupie back in the early 70s that they called "the Dog Act

Never heard that. However, I have heard about "The Shark Incident" LINK
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