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Actual Resume Submitted for Guard Duty Position

Posted on 6/20/15 at 5:13 pm
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38450 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 5:13 pm
He's obviously from Texas.

This post was edited on 6/20/15 at 5:14 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 5:15 pm to
Not real
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38450 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 5:16 pm to
dp
This post was edited on 6/20/15 at 5:19 pm
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68268 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

Not real





Obviously. He would have said churen instead of childish
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11659 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 5:17 pm to
Real fake
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38450 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 5:17 pm to
Unfortunately it is.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18895 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 5:18 pm to
Let's see how much better the letter you write in his tribal language would look. I would hire the guy. He had me at shot thief dead with AK47.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38450 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 5:19 pm to
It's honestly serious. He left this at the guard shack from one of our land based locations in Cameroon.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62732 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 5:20 pm to
When faking English, you don't use a lot of misspellings.
Most use a English translator software that at least spells correctly, albeit with comical word choice.
This looks woefully bad in attempt of humor.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38450 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

Let's see how much better the letter you write in his tribal language would look. I would hire the guy. He had me at shot thief dead with AK47.



This is in the English speaking part of Cameroon.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 5:56 pm to
He better get the job because affirmative action
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68268 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 6:11 pm to
Why would he use a picture dated april 2007?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38450 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

Why would he use a picture dated april 2007?



I question many decisions Africans make. I'm not sure you can really top that gem anyway.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39169 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 6:56 pm to
would hire him based on fashion sense alone
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54478 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 6:59 pm to
Strong safety ?
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 7:04 pm to
stop it

Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8329 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 7:06 pm to
The Indians are gonna be pissed when they see this dude going around in redface.
Posted by ClydeFrog
Kenya
Member since Jul 2012
3261 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

He left this at the guard shack from one of our land based locations in Cameroon


What do you do in Cameroon?
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
16119 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 7:18 pm to
If real at least my man is out looking for work. I admire that a hell of a lot more than some of the fricks who can write a letter but want to suck off the govt.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11286 posts
Posted on 6/20/15 at 7:22 pm to
Obv fake.
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