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A woman told police she read Obama made a new law allowing her to print money
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:31 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:31 pm
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A Kingsport woman told police she was counterfeiting money because she read online that President Barack Obama made a new law allowing her to print her own money, according to a police report.
Police were called to a local grocery store on Sunday night in regards to a complaint about counterfeit money. When the reporting officer arrived, he spoke with a gas station clerk who said that just prior to the officer's arrival, a white female had handed him a $5 bill, which he suspected to be counterfeit.
The clerk handed the officer the bill and immediately recognized the bill had been printed on regular computer paper and each side had been glued together but was falling apart.
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Downs was asked by the officer if her purse could be searched, to which she agreed. Inside her purse, the officer found a $100 which was also counterfeit, according to the report. The bill was printed in black and white and the backside of the bill was upside down.
A couple of receipts from Walmart were also found inside the purse, showing Downs had purchased copy paper and a printer.
Thanks Obama
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:32 pm to stout
Counterfeit $5's?!
Brains and beauty.
Brains and beauty.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:32 pm to stout
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printed on regular computer paper and each side had been glued together but was falling apart.
Damn she didn't even try
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:33 pm to stout
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recognized the bill had been printed on regular computer paper and each side had been glued together but was falling apart.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:33 pm to stout
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Downs
I don't think it's Downs, just plum retarded.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:33 pm to stout
Billy Cannon laughs at this shitty attempt.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:33 pm to stout
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the bill had been printed on regular computer paper and each side had been glued together
That's a lot of work for a 5 spot.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:33 pm to HideChaKidz
She didn't want to spend the extra $50 for duplexing 
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:35 pm to SG_Geaux
She probably spent more money on the printer and paper than what she needed to print money for
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:36 pm to Napoleon
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recognized the bill had been printed on regular computer paper and each side had been glued together but was falling apart.
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:38 pm to stout
quote:This is what happens when you open those shitty political chain emails your grandparents forward you from their AOL accounts.
she read online that President Barack Obama made a new law allowing her to print her own money, according to a police report.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:38 pm to stout
All ya'll aren't even quoting the best part.
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a white female had handed him a $5 bill, which he suspected to be counterfeit.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:39 pm to stout
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:40 pm to stout
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The clerk handed the officer the bill and immediately recognized the bill had been printed on regular computer paper and each side had been glued together but was falling apart.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:46 pm to stout
It's another world up in them hills
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