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re: A reminder that zipper merging is how your supposed to handle merging

Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:12 am to
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29658 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:12 am to
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You're arguing based on hurt feelings because you feel like someone's jumping the line.
It has nothing to do with “jumping the line.” 90% of the time the vehicle in the closed lane is the vehicle causing the slowdown.

Get the frick outta the closed lane before the closure you moron!
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
26515 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:13 am to
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The fact of the matter is that people that drive in the closure lane until the end almost always cause the vehicle in the open lane to slow down to let them merge, causing the people behind them to brake also, causing a traffic jam.

I also think there is a distinction to be made between permanent or designed merges/lane consolidation, and construction closures on the interstate, etc.
Posted by TSmith
New Orleans, La.
Member since Jan 2004
1654 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:14 am to
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Post your face when you realize what you described is just moving the merge (conflict point) to the "lane closed 1 mile ahead" sign instead of the barricade

Perfectly stated.

I remember from transportation class that there are models that prove that traffic moves more efficiently if the conflict point is kept at the point closest to the forced merge. I’m surprised that there are people who can’t grasp this and instead start wishing coitus on others.
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:14 am to
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What they don't realize is their argument should be applied to non-zipper merging. The fact that there are people on the road who will use the closing lane to go quicker means zipper merging will be more efficient. If everyone was selfless and moved over when at the earliest point, non-zipper merging may work efficiently, but the fact that some will use the closing lane to speed up means this technique will cause traffic delays.


You just described the real world.

Either way would work if done by everyone. Neither are, which is why it's a cluster. The difference is that one side thinks one group are just idiots for not knowing how to do it properly, the other side thinks the ones running along side are skipping the line...because they are, given how the real world works.

In a situation where so few are doing it correctly, you have a choice of being wrong and seen as not an a-hole by fellow drivers and getting over as early as possible to avoid delays, or doing it "right" and being seen as a dickhead by fellow drivers who see you literally cutting ahead of them and who will inevitable refuse to let you merge because they see you as an a-hole.

I can accept the fact that zipper merging is "correct" and also refuse to do it because I recognize that almost no one else is and I can't be the a-hole that is jumping in front of a bunch of people that honestly think they're doing the right thing...it's not like we can pull over and have a discussion about zipper merging on the side of I-10.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29658 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:16 am to
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You're getting the analogy wrong. Non-zipper merging is Socialism.
No it’s not.

Anything that disregards human nature is inline with Socialism. Zipper merging disregards human nature.
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45250 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:17 am to
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Either way would work if done by everyone


Zipper merging works if done by more than one as it eases traffic congestion (to varying degrees depending on how many people adopt it).

Non-zipper merging only works if everyone practices it
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45250 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:18 am to
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Anything that disregards human nature is inline with Socialism. Zipper merging disregards human nature.


This is a bizarre statement. Non-zipper merging disregards human nature. Zipper merge regards human nature (people driving in a way that minimizes their time in traffic)
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18315 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:21 am to
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Zipper merging works if done by more than one as it eases traffic congestion (to varying degrees depending on how many people adopt it).


This is correct. What "everyone in one lane" adopters fail to realize is that at some point, everyone MUST move from the right lane to the left lane and by doing it willy-nilly, you create more conflict points. It's better to have it at one single point and use the full road storage up until that point.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81699 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:24 am to
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Drivers stay in their lane until the merge point


This is absolutely terrible advice. It slows the flow considerably. Zipper merging well back from this point, which allows free flow through the pinch point, is what you want.
Posted by ZenFNmaster
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2007
2501 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:26 am to
The concept is foreign in Louisiana, the land of interstate drive byes where use of your sign signal is a sign of weakness.
Posted by zeto
BR
Member since Oct 2006
1218 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:28 am to
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This is absolutely terrible advice. It slows the flow considerably. Zipper merging well back from this point, which allows free flow through the pinch point, is what you want.


I would agree with this, as long as every vehicle is adjusting their speed properly to allow for continuous flow, which will minimize the choke point. But we all know this will never happen because of low IQ's, selfish drivers, and other factors. Autonomous driving is pretty much the only way to allow the most amount of traffic getting through these scenarios and others, but unfortunately that still has a LONG way to go.
Posted by McMahonnequin
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2022
537 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:30 am to
Lol dude no one does this. The only people I see doing this drive beat up altimas and 97 accords. I don't think they're concerned with the ergonomics of lane merging
Posted by TCO
Member since Jul 2022
2517 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:31 am to
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When you see the sign, “Right Lane Closed 1 Mile” fricking move your arse over to the left lane as soon as possible. Don’t fricking stay in the right lane so you can go to the front of the line and try to cut in front of everyone. frick you


Posted by AubieinNC2009
Mountain NC
Member since Dec 2018
4970 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:32 am to
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Right Lane closed: 1 mile

Right lane closed: 1/2 mile

Right lane closed: 1000 feet

We approach the right lane closure, I am in the left, and have been for some time and I’m supposed to just let the people over who purposefully ignored the sign. frick all that.



This is a problem, as well as the idiots that want to merge 1 mile ahead and be traffic cop and try to keep the right lane blocked
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34027 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:33 am to
Louisiana and merging don't exactly go together
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6818 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:39 am to
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Post your face when you realize what you described is just moving the merge (conflict point) to the "lane closed 1 mile ahead" sign instead of the barricade
No dumbass, you have a mile or more to merge if the signs are earlier.

Not merging 100 fricking feet before the lane closure like you zipper fricking heads.


No one is suggesting to merge 100 ft before the lane runs out. There are people that do and they can frick off because they too are causing traffic to back up. However, everyone merging super early defeats the whole point of having two lanes. There's a reason for a mile notice, which is to give drivers time to continue at normal speeds and find an appropriate sized gap to merge into. Some cars will have an opening immediately and should move over, others will need to continue to drive for a moment. If everyone in the continuing lane had the mindset to make merge space and people in the closing lane had the mindset to find an opening, all while continuing normal driving speed, this would effectively be zipper merging.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29658 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:40 am to
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I remember from transportation class that there are models that prove that traffic moves more efficiently if the conflict point is kept at the point closest to the forced merge. I’m surprised that there are people who can’t grasp this and instead start wishing coitus on others.
There are models that show that the oceans will rise 20 feet in the next century.

So, these “models” show that traffic flows better if people wait until the last couple hundred feet to merge instead of merging a half mile or greater before the closure? I find that hard to fricking believe.

Listen, if a two lane highway is going from two lanes down to one, a slowdown is going to happen regardless because some vehicles will slow below the speed limit. But if everyone merges well before the lane closure, there should be minimal slowing. Throw in a couple of cars waiting until the end to merge, and you have people in the open lane having to slow to let them in. It just happens, people aren’t great drivers.

Real world scenario here. Sign on Interstate highway: “Right Lane Closed 2 Miles Ahead. Merge Left Now.” Traffic is moving normally, between 65-75 mph. Cars start merging into left lane, traffic probably slows to 50-65 mph in left lane and continues past the lane closure at that speed.

Same scenario with zipperheads: Traffic in left lane is moving 50-65 mph with adequate/safe spacing between vehicles, but zipperhead stays in the right lane doing 75 mph until he sees the lane closure 500 feet ahead and has to slow down to match the speed of the left lane then cuts someone off so he doesn’t hit the cones ahead and causes that person to hit their brakes, causing everyone behind them to hit their brakes and causes a chain reaction slowdown to 0-30 mph.

Great job zipperhead.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5141 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:41 am to
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as well as the idiots that want to merge 1 mile ahead and be traffic cop and try to keep the right lane blocked


Back entrance to my neighborhood (TWSS) had a lane closure for about 3 months due to construction which I had to go through virtual everyday. At least once a week it seems, I would see someone trying to block someone from going down to end.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:42 am to
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We approach the right lane closure, I am in the left, and have been for some time and I’m supposed to just let the people over who purposefully ignored the sign. frick all that.





It's not Kindergarten and it's not a contest. Grow up and just let the person over.


God forbid you're 5 seconds late to picking up your food stamps.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29658 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 10:43 am to
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This is absolutely terrible advice. It slows the flow considerably. Zipper merging well back from this point, which allows free flow through the pinch point, is what you want.
Exactly. It’s common fricking sense.
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