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re: A reminder that zipper merging is how your supposed to handle merging

Posted on 3/24/23 at 11:53 am to
Posted by TCO
Member since Jul 2022
2538 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 11:53 am to
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You're a fricking moron


No. You are the moron. Unnecessary congestions are caused by idiots like who who ignore the rules of the road and make up your own rules.

Rot in hell Boomer
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2511 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

ou're an idiot. You realize the scenario that you are claiming the normal rational person does, is zipper merging. That's the whole reason for a mile or more notice, it gives you time to pass or be passed and then merge, which may take the better part of a mile because of assholes that don't want to leave an opening for others to merge into.
You're a fricking moron if you don’t think people wait until the last couple hundred feet to merge because they want to drive faster than the open lane.


why would anyone elect to move into the left lane with a bunch of people instead of driving to the correct merge point unimpeded? What the top poster is suggesting is that, if a bunch of morons decide to do it the wrong way, we are all required to go along with the moronics.

sorta like requiring us to call him ma'am.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59173 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 12:19 pm to
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bhtigerfan


You sound like one of those people who go 3-5 mph over the speed limit in the left lane and refuse to move for people travelling faster than that.

Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64346 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 12:21 pm to
This could be fixed really easily if the DOT stopped advertising which lane is closed on those signs.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42703 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 12:22 pm to
What about the arse holes that ride the exit only lane until the end?? We are supposed to just let them over?
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30225 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 12:35 pm to
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No it doesn’t you idiot. If it did, we wouldn’t be having this argument.


We're only having the argument because of your ignorance and inability to accept numerous studies that are proving you to be incorrect.

It is a proven fact that merging toward the end of the merge lane is better for the flow of traffic.

If your insecure & fragile ego can't handle someone driving past you to merge and you're just emotionally lashing out like a child because of it, then just say that.
This post was edited on 3/24/23 at 12:42 pm
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
69050 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 12:37 pm to
In a perfect world.

Let’s look at the image with the bus.

Those bigger vehicles are slow to accelerate so the rt lane isn’t going to wait and they will try to speed up and cut the bus off and not zipper. We’ve all seen this.



This post was edited on 3/24/23 at 12:41 pm
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
69050 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 12:38 pm to
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What about the arse holes that ride the exit only lane until the end?? We are supposed to just let them over?


Yeah exactly, are we supposed to zipper with people merging on the interstate?

Or is it really up to the vehicle merging to do their thing?
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
68472 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 12:42 pm to
Looks great in theory.

Until you get to the merge point and nobody give you the space needed.
Posted by I 10 one lane merge
Member since Oct 2018
205 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 1:39 pm to
Wrong!

It’s every man, woman and child for themselves first!

Get in there ……all the way to the front.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58357 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 1:46 pm to
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We approach the right lane closure, I am in the left, and have been for some time and I’m supposed to just let the people over who purposefully ignored the sign. frick all that.


And this right here is why the whole fricking thing doesn't work

This guy forces me into a situation where I just have to move over whenever I can bc if I wait til when I'm supposed he's gonna be an a-hole
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
45117 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 1:48 pm to
Zippering doesn't work because too many people are playing on their cell phones.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81775 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 1:53 pm to
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No. You are the moron.
Uhm, he's not. You and the other poster responding to him do not understand the discussion at all.
Posted by TCO
Member since Jul 2022
2538 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

Uhm, he's not. You and the other poster responding to him do not understand the discussion at all.


He literally says it in his first post:

quote:

When you see the sign, “Right Lane Closed 1 Mile” fricking move your arse over to the left lane as soon as possible.


DOT is specifically telling you not to do this.

Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81775 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

It is a proven fact that merging toward the end of the merge lane is better for the flow of traffic.
OMG. This is the worst thing someone can do.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59173 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 2:16 pm to
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This is the worst thing someone can do.


It's not.
Posted by LaLadyinTx
Cypress, TX
Member since Nov 2018
6097 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 2:25 pm to
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and works everywhere else in the country.


It works all over the country the same way it works in BR, which is not at all.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86582 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 2:29 pm to
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DOT is specifically telling you not to do this.


another big issue in this discussion is that the diagrams referenced here including in your post, traffic is moving and there is SPACE in between cars. In a perfect scenario when you've got multiple car lengths between each and traffic is flowing, sure everyone zipper! Works great.

In reality though there are mere inches between cars and we've already come to the point where it's stop/move up a few feet/stop/move a few feet/stop/repeat. Not so easy to zipper when we're at that point.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
7721 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 2:37 pm to
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3+ pages because someone will inevitably come in and brag about how they don't let people in who "try to jump the line" by zipper merging


Even worse are those that try to take up two lanes because how dare someone pass them. Had a truck driver try this a while back. He must have seen me pass the dozens of cars behind him and he veered to try and take up both lanes, riding the dotted white line. But me and my Jeep took half the shoulder and went around him anyway. Then I called the "How's my driving" number on his trailer. Dumbass.
Posted by TCO
Member since Jul 2022
2538 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 2:56 pm to
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Then I called the "How's my driving" number on his trailer.


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