A Message from T-Shirt Hell's Owner

I've been on T-Shirt Hell's (NSFW Link) mailing list for probably 15 years. I get a new T-shirt notification about once a week.

When I looked at the notification today, the message was kind of weird and I thought I'd share with the good folks on the OT.

quote:

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The owner of T-Shirt Hell would like you to read the text
at the following link, just in case there's anyone out
there that isn't simply an agent for the matrix:
https://www.tshirthell.com/truthor.htm

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Of course I thought this was just some link to a new t-shirt so clicked it.

quote:

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THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR TV
YOUR TV ACTS AS A VESSEL FOR LIVE, CONSCIOUS ENTITIES WHO USE HYPNOSIS & FISHING TECHNIQUES TO TELEPATHICALLY ACCESS YOUR BRAIN, FOR THEIR OWN PURPOSES, IN REAL TIME.

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Kind of a catchy intro I thought, so I read on expecting something about subliminal messaging or something similar. Not the case at all.

quote:

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My name is Aaron. Most people who know me would probably say I’m a sane, healthy, fully functioning individual. Over the last 5+ years, I’ve devoted virtually every hour of my life to understanding the true nature of existence. I’ve been able to do this because in 2001 I started a successful e-commerce company and currently have someone else operating the business for me. You’re going to need to drop all of your reservations of the unknown and at least consider that what I am about to explain is not some lunatic conspiracy theory and that I do not have a mental illness.

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There's sixteen pages of text and I only made it through about four. I came to the conclusion somewhere at the bottom of page one that Aaron is a wack job and I'm kind of worried that he (his company) has my home address.