re: A man in NOLA brought a nice lady back to his hotel and you'll never guess what happened

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She robbed him! What in the world! This is unprecedented.

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my thoughts exactly...a dishonest whore,this is unbelievable!

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idlewatcher

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pegging

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Gross! Put some NSFW shite on that! I thought it was some new slang for "had sects" you know, NORMAL sects! Wish I hadn't looked that up! What was seen can't be unseen!

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A man brought an unknown woman back to his hotel room in the French Quarter and woke up to find she had left with $9,000 worth of his property.

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if a hooker stole everything in my hotel room i would be out less than $150 and only pissed about my running shoes and toothbrush.

So he brought some unknown slut to his hotel and exposed her to his shite that was worth $9k. Was he trying to impress her? Or I wonder if he had it hiding and she found it and split?

And all she left him with was herpes.


eta: now that I see the picture, that's a man baby!

I am stupid in a lot of ways, but thankfully I've never been one of those "Wow, this stripper/hooker REALLY likes me!" idiots.

Those girls are slick too. Had one steal my cards once...thing is I knew of these stories and just to be safe I went to the bathroom beforehand and while pissing stuck my cards in my sock and when undressing put the socks in my boots and never let her out of sight. Somehow during sex she managed to swap the cards in my socks with my hunting and drivers license out of my wallet and steal my credit and debit card.

Still no idea how she did it without me seeing.

I hope this is a joke.

Your drunk arse stuck the wrong cards in your boot without realizing.

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a nice lady

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"lady" might be a little bit of a stretch. For various reasons not insignificantly including:

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I’ve heard this story a time or two. It’s usually a little cash, laptop, credit cards, Rolex

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Yep. 9k v. the cost of a Rohypnol (ro trip and fall)