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A guide for women online dating – from a male perspective

Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:28 pm
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:28 pm
-dont be crazy
-put out but don't be a whore
-if you've had a kid, lose the baby weight.

That's about it
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:28 pm to
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That's about it


Gay.

You forget: Send nudes.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112664 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:28 pm to
-if only facial pics she could probably play 3-4 nose tackle
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:29 pm to
Don't get all weird about mild drug use. You're not better than anybody!!
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12450 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:29 pm to
Abide by this universally accepted chart and you'll be good to go.

This post was edited on 5/19/17 at 1:31 pm
Posted by breauxmosexual
New Orleans, LA
Member since Aug 2016
2526 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:30 pm to
2 star thread
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
7561 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

-if only facial pics she better be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and eat a banana without taking a single bite or gagging.


FIFY
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21500 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:31 pm to
Nothing regarding sammich making skills?
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:31 pm to
I approve this thread and hope it's half as entertaining as the other one.
Posted by DGauTigers
Behind this computer...
Member since Nov 2016
743 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

That's about it


Ohhhh no it's not.

Don't get on Tinder and say you are looking for "friendship." You want friends? Go to church.
This post was edited on 5/19/17 at 1:32 pm
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11229 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:33 pm to
Don't be old, either.

Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41170 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

dont be crazy


impossible
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18670 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:34 pm to
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-if you've had a kid, lose the baby weight.


Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:34 pm to
You left out be hot, both in dating photos, as well as actuality.

Don't be poor

Have good hair


Your standards are terribly low
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:34 pm to
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Don't get on Tinder and say you are looking for "friendship." You want friends? Go to church.


See rule #2
Posted by Abadeebadaba
LSU fan @ FSU
Member since Sep 2010
4983 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:35 pm to
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Honky Lips

Are the same as Monkey lips! Have you not seen the pics going around facebook that shows Monkey lips and Honky lips are the same?
Posted by mattgr1983
Austin, Tx
Member since Oct 2012
2434 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:36 pm to
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Don't get on Tinder and say you are looking for "friendship." You want friends? Go to church.



Hey dummy. Those are the ones looking to frick and not get all attached. The more you know.
Posted by tigahland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3216 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:39 pm to
Response thread. Rustled.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 1:59 pm to
-Don't post pictures of yourself that you weigh 20lbs less than you do now.

-Don't post pictures of you smiling with your mouth open. You look stupid.

-Show up on time.

-Don't expect me to want to hang out with you and your guy friends.
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6862 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 2:00 pm to
-you're not fooling anybody when your Tinder profile says "NOT LOOKING FOR A HOOKUP!!!"
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