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911 Moto Official Hair Plug Thread
Posted on 4/23/16 at 11:59 am
Posted on 4/23/16 at 11:59 am
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Hair plugs? Even at 50, you bald fat fricks would kill for my perfect hair.
How many disability checks did he have to use to buy those plugs?
This post was edited on 4/23/16 at 12:00 pm
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Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:00 pm to TheOcean
That's a hell of a forehead.
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:01 pm to TheOcean
He looks like Max Headroom
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:02 pm to TheOcean
Awe your bf looks cute
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:03 pm to TheOcean
Everyone is so jealous of 911moto.
Don't we all wish we would have maxed out our insurance then got a doctor to mark us as disabled?
Don't we all wish we would have maxed out our insurance then got a doctor to mark us as disabled?
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:04 pm to TheOcean
The plugs actually come free with the purchase of a Porsche. The catch is they only give you one key.
When you ask for a spare, the salesman tells you "You dont need a spare. You can just use your tiny penis as a key"
When you ask for a spare, the salesman tells you "You dont need a spare. You can just use your tiny penis as a key"
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:06 pm to SuperSaint
Dude is so brilliant he forgot to lock his photobucket account.
He looks douchier than I imagined. I'm also going to lower my prediction for his penis size from 3 to 1 1/2 inches.
He looks douchier than I imagined. I'm also going to lower my prediction for his penis size from 3 to 1 1/2 inches.
This post was edited on 4/23/16 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:07 pm to crazy4lsu
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That's a hell of a forehead.
That's a hell of a fivehead.
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:08 pm to WaltTeevens
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The plugs actually come free with the purchase of a Porsche. The catch is they only give you one key. When you ask for a spare, the salesman tells you "You dont need a spare. You can just use your tiny penis as a key"
The fallback line for every poor who will never afford a Porsche. lmao
This post was edited on 4/23/16 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:10 pm to TheOcean
Ewwww at that tacky crown molding.
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:11 pm to 911Moto
my hair is better and I was born with it
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:13 pm to OWLFAN86
Is he the fatass in this pic? If so, I doubt he fits into a Porsche
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:14 pm to BamaChick
Yeah, that's exactly why it was used as the model home in a gated community - because everything in it is so cheap and tacky. 
You really got me on that one. Pat yourself on the back.
You really got me on that one. Pat yourself on the back.This post was edited on 4/23/16 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:14 pm to 911Moto
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The fallback line for every poor who will never afford a Porsche. lmao
You consider a porche expensive?
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:14 pm to TheOcean
He has hair like a doll.
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:15 pm to SuperSaint
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Don't we all wish we would have maxed out our insurance then got a doctor to mark us as disabled?
Hell yeah!! I'm working on it now. Just gotta find a disability. I got a little carpal tunnel, a bad disc in my neck, a non-union fracture of my left 5th metarsal, my bones ache when a from comes through, I have IBS in the am's on work days, tension ha's and a few other ailments. Any OT disability lawyers think they can help me out?
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:16 pm to CP3
No, Porsches are like Hyundais and Kias, they're so cheap. You guys are on a roll.
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:20 pm to SmackoverHawg
Yeah, you really showed me. I'm so embarrassed for having insured my livelihood and getting that multilevel cervical fusion just for show.
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:21 pm to 911Moto
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The fallback line for every poor who will never afford a Porsche. lmao
You've got a popcorn ceiling, man. Literally no one who can afford a Porsche lives in a place with a popcorn ceiling.
Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:24 pm to crazy4lsu
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That's a hell of a forehead.
Renting that space out for advertising could generate some extra petty cash just for shits and gigs.
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