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68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
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A survey of 11,000 married women has revealed that almost seven out of ten look to younger lovers when they cheat on their husbands.

And, no surprises, the majority of these women listed 'sexual fulfillment' as the reason for straying from the marital bed.

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A 47-year-old married woman, who did not want to be named, said cheating with a younger man had put a 'smile on her face'.

'But I'm not getting any younger and having adventures with younger men helps me to feel beautiful and boost my femininity.

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The survey found that 68 per cent of married women would cheat with a younger lover

While most women made their choice to have better sex, other reasons included because they made women feel more feminine and more confident.



Every publication out there would have you believe that women cheat for "emotional reasons." You'll be told that it's your fault for not treating your wife like a queen. For not pampering her and giving her everything financially, while also making yourself available emotionally (listening to them complain about everything).

Truth is, they want younger, sexier dudes with ripped bodies and a crank that wears them out in the sack. They want to feel young and sexy again, and minivans, dad bods, and cargo shorts aren't getting it done.

These hoes aint loyal, bros. Especially when a muscled up Chad starts flirting with them at the gym. Dudes want to be mad at Chad. But Chad isn't the one who ate a bag of Cheetos last night before bed. When Chad goes out to run errands, he doesn't wear crocs, cargo shorts and an LSU tshirt from 1998. Chad isn't the one who took your wife on a romantic anniversary vacation to Disney World. It ain't Chad, bros.



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TigerBait2008
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
That how you met your bf?


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saint tiger225
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
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But I'm not getting any younger and having adventures with younger men helps me to feel beautiful and boost my femininity.
Ole baw had that game.

Fill their head up first, then fill their muff up second.


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wildtigercat93
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
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Every publication out there would have you believe that women cheat for "emotional reasons." You'll be told that it's your fault for not treating your wife like a queen. For not pampering her and giving her everything financially, while also making yourself available emotionally (listening to them complain about everything).



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Truth is, they want younger, sexier dudes with ripped bodies and a crank that wears them out in the sack.



i think i would rather option A


TheDrunkenTigah
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
"She developed back rolls." - 11,000 men surveyed


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SCLibertarian
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
I guess Too Short was right all along.


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NoHoTiger
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
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choose younger men because of sex

Unpossible!


Pecker
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
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i think i would rather option A


The problem is that's not really what they're looking for.


RogerTheShrubber
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
I imagined most of those 68% married older men for money


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genuineLSUtiger
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
Guys prefer younger women too. It's just biology. I guess what's good for the goose is good for the gander. Humans pretty much suck. That's all I get out of it.


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LucasP
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
Agreed, most women don't really enjoy sex and prefer that it end quickly.


CharlesLSU
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
I'm an older dad and a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus. I don't eat cheetos in bed but do drink too much whisky and work it off with coffee and weight training. I do wear flip flops and old stained tshirts to HEB.

6'-2" and 245lbs of old man wisdom. All day and twice on Sunday.

Oh yeeeaaahhhh [Macho Man voice inserted]
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yellowfin
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
What's the difference between chad, Toby, and Jody?


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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
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68% of women who cheat are incredibly trashy , have zero values, and should have never been proposed to in the first place.


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BeerMoney
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
Jody bangs more hoes than chad. Jody specifically targets military wives.


yellowfin
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
Always heard Jody targets guys that work offshore


BeerMoney
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
Only in peacetime.


Pecker
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
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What's the difference between chad, Toby, and Jody?


Jody just tries to bang your wife while you're deployed.

Chad's better looking and in better shape. He'll also bang your wife while you're in town.
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CharlesLSU
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
Why do I get the distinct impression Pecker is a Chad?


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Blob Fish
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re: 68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)
I mean this goes both ways. Men don't cheat on their wives with betty white.

And they usually do it because their wife stopped working out and putting out.


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