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68% of women who cheat choose younger men because of sex (survey)

Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:57 pm
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:57 pm
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A survey of 11,000 married women has revealed that almost seven out of ten look to younger lovers when they cheat on their husbands.

And, no surprises, the majority of these women listed 'sexual fulfillment' as the reason for straying from the marital bed.

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A 47-year-old married woman, who did not want to be named, said cheating with a younger man had put a 'smile on her face'.

'But I'm not getting any younger and having adventures with younger men helps me to feel beautiful and boost my femininity.

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The survey found that 68 per cent of married women would cheat with a younger lover

While most women made their choice to have better sex, other reasons included because they made women feel more feminine and more confident.



Every publication out there would have you believe that women cheat for "emotional reasons." You'll be told that it's your fault for not treating your wife like a queen. For not pampering her and giving her everything financially, while also making yourself available emotionally (listening to them complain about everything).

Truth is, they want younger, sexier dudes with ripped bodies and a crank that wears them out in the sack. They want to feel young and sexy again, and minivans, dad bods, and cargo shorts aren't getting it done.

These hoes aint loyal, bros. Especially when a muscled up Chad starts flirting with them at the gym. Dudes want to be mad at Chad. But Chad isn't the one who ate a bag of Cheetos last night before bed. When Chad goes out to run errands, he doesn't wear crocs, cargo shorts and an LSU tshirt from 1998. Chad isn't the one who took your wife on a romantic anniversary vacation to Disney World. It ain't Chad, bros.



This post was edited on 5/30/17 at 8:44 pm
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32431 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:59 pm to
That how you met your bf?
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35408 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:00 pm to
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But I'm not getting any younger and having adventures with younger men helps me to feel beautiful and boost my femininity.
Ole baw had that game.

Fill their head up first, then fill their muff up second.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112329 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:01 pm to
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Every publication out there would have you believe that women cheat for "emotional reasons." You'll be told that it's your fault for not treating your wife like a queen. For not pampering her and giving her everything financially, while also making yourself available emotionally (listening to them complain about everything).



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Truth is, they want younger, sexier dudes with ripped bodies and a crank that wears them out in the sack.



i think i would rather option A
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17319 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:02 pm to
"She developed back rolls." - 11,000 men surveyed
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36050 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:03 pm to
I guess Too Short was right all along.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:03 pm to
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choose younger men because of sex

Unpossible!
Posted by Pecker
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Member since May 2015
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Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:04 pm to
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i think i would rather option A


The problem is that's not really what they're looking for.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260576 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:05 pm to
I imagined most of those 68% married older men for money
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72954 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:05 pm to
Guys prefer younger women too. It's just biology. I guess what's good for the goose is good for the gander. Humans pretty much suck. That's all I get out of it.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:05 pm to
Agreed, most women don't really enjoy sex and prefer that it end quickly.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31908 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:06 pm to
I'm an older dad and a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus. I don't eat cheetos in bed but do drink too much whisky and work it off with coffee and weight training. I do wear flip flops and old stained tshirts to HEB.

6'-2" and 245lbs of old man wisdom. All day and twice on Sunday.

Oh yeeeaaahhhh [Macho Man voice inserted]
This post was edited on 5/30/17 at 7:08 pm
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97643 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:11 pm to
What's the difference between chad, Toby, and Jody?
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:11 pm to
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68% of women who cheat are incredibly trashy , have zero values, and should have never been proposed to in the first place.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:13 pm to
Jody bangs more hoes than chad. Jody specifically targets military wives.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97643 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:16 pm to
Always heard Jody targets guys that work offshore
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:17 pm to
Only in peacetime.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:18 pm to
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What's the difference between chad, Toby, and Jody?


Jody just tries to bang your wife while you're deployed.

Chad's better looking and in better shape. He'll also bang your wife while you're in town.
This post was edited on 5/30/17 at 7:20 pm
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31908 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:20 pm to
Why do I get the distinct impression Pecker is a Chad?
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:21 pm to
I mean this goes both ways. Men don't cheat on their wives with betty white.

And they usually do it because their wife stopped working out and putting out.
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