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27 Ways to Be a Modern Man
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:36 pm
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All seem pretty fair except #25 which I refused to include.
Excerpts:
1. When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse, he doesn’t have to ask her sister for the size. And he knows which brands run big or small.
2. The modern man never lets other people know when his confidence has sunk. He acts as if everything is going swimmingly until it is.
6. Before the modern man heads off to bed, he makes sure his spouse’s phone and his kids’ electronic devices are charging for the night.
7. The modern man buys only regular colas, like Coke or Dr Pepper. If you walk into his house looking for a Mountain Dew, he’ll show you the door.
11. The modern man has never “pinned” a tweet, and he never will.
12. The modern man checks the status of his Irish Spring bar before jumping in for a wash. Too small, it gets swapped out.
15. The modern man has hardwood flooring. His children can detect his mood from the stamp of his Kenneth Cole oxfords.
16. The modern man lies on the side of the bed closer to the door. If an intruder gets in, he will try to fight him off, so that his wife has a chance to get away.
19. The modern man buys fresh flowers more to surprise his wife than to say he is sorry
21. The modern man doesn’t scold his daughter when she sneezes while eating an apple doughnut, even if the pieces fly everywhere.
22. The modern man still ambles half-naked down his driveway each morning to scoop up a crisp newspaper.
23. The modern man has all of Michael Mann’s films on Blu-ray (or whatever the highest quality thing is at the time).
26. The modern man cries. He cries often.
27. People aren’t sure if the modern man is a good dancer or not. That is, until the D.J. plays his jam and he goes out there and puts on a clinic.
All seem pretty fair except #25 which I refused to include.
Excerpts:
1. When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse, he doesn’t have to ask her sister for the size. And he knows which brands run big or small.
2. The modern man never lets other people know when his confidence has sunk. He acts as if everything is going swimmingly until it is.
6. Before the modern man heads off to bed, he makes sure his spouse’s phone and his kids’ electronic devices are charging for the night.
7. The modern man buys only regular colas, like Coke or Dr Pepper. If you walk into his house looking for a Mountain Dew, he’ll show you the door.
11. The modern man has never “pinned” a tweet, and he never will.
12. The modern man checks the status of his Irish Spring bar before jumping in for a wash. Too small, it gets swapped out.
15. The modern man has hardwood flooring. His children can detect his mood from the stamp of his Kenneth Cole oxfords.
16. The modern man lies on the side of the bed closer to the door. If an intruder gets in, he will try to fight him off, so that his wife has a chance to get away.
19. The modern man buys fresh flowers more to surprise his wife than to say he is sorry
21. The modern man doesn’t scold his daughter when she sneezes while eating an apple doughnut, even if the pieces fly everywhere.
22. The modern man still ambles half-naked down his driveway each morning to scoop up a crisp newspaper.
23. The modern man has all of Michael Mann’s films on Blu-ray (or whatever the highest quality thing is at the time).
26. The modern man cries. He cries often.
27. People aren’t sure if the modern man is a good dancer or not. That is, until the D.J. plays his jam and he goes out there and puts on a clinic.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:37 pm to RedRifle
quote:
When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse, he doesn’t have to ask her sister for the size. And he knows which brands run big or small.
Gay.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:38 pm to RedRifle
Sounds like a bitch more than a man
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:39 pm to RedRifle
The modern man sounds like a giant pussy.
I would make fun of him, but he'd go crying back to his wife, which is perfectly acceptable according to this article
I would make fun of him, but he'd go crying back to his wife, which is perfectly acceptable according to this article
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:39 pm to RedRifle
25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.
the modern man doesn't know how to protect his family
the modern man doesn't know how to protect his family
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:39 pm to RedRifle
The Modern Man sounds like a douchebag.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:39 pm to RedRifle
Congrats on the gay, btw being an Aggie I know gay, and you got the gay.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:39 pm to RedRifle
quote:
25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.
Gay.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:40 pm to RedRifle
quote:
27 Ways to Be a Gay Man
FIFY
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:40 pm to RedRifle
I am a modern man
Secret, secret
I got a secret
With parts made in Japan
Secret, secret
I got a secret
Secret, secret
I got a secret
With parts made in Japan
Secret, secret
I got a secret
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:40 pm to RedRifle
What the frick is all this shite?
Some seem like common sense, but most of this is just nonsensical.
Some seem like common sense, but most of this is just nonsensical.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:41 pm to Choctaw
If he had a gun (#25) it'd make #16 a lot easier
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:41 pm to RedRifle
Apparently, the modern man is gay.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:41 pm to RedRifle
Has the modern man been whipped by feminism and technology?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:42 pm to fillmoregandt
quote:
The modern man sounds like a giant pussy.
Who comes up with those shitty lists? I imagine a room full of SJWs.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:42 pm to RedRifle
What if the doughnut isn't an "apple" doughnut as specifically described?
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