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Deadspin's "Why Your Team Sucks 2012": New Orleans Saints edition
Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:45 pm
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Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:52 pm to jmay2007
Chad will be here about the Ingram part in 5.....4....3....2....
Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:54 pm to jmay2007
Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:56 pm to jmay2007
Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:59 pm to jmay2007
He sounds like he is butt hurt about something. Although most of it is funny.
Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:59 pm to jmay2007
This guy's writing reminds me of Maddox
Also:
quote:
3. Mark Ingram: Kinda shitty! Every carry Ingram got last season was more or less out of obligation, as if Sean Payton were saying: "Christ, we can't throw the ball and run Sproles every play, can we? We have to give the draft pick SOME carries."
This sounds awfully familiar!
quote:
Payton divorced his wife of nearly twenty years this summer and was seen not a month later grinding on co-eds in the Bahamas.
High five Coach! ETA: Post 1000
This post was edited on 8/13/12 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:02 pm to jmay2007
That shite was funny...and pretty much true.
ANDOUILLE SAUSAGE
ANDOUILLE SAUSAGE
This post was edited on 8/13/12 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:05 pm to jmay2007
Holy christ, I laughed at this.
Gotta go read the Falcons one. That's gotta be good too...
quote:
2. DURRR I'M A SAINTS FANS GUMBO GUMBO CRAWDAD GUMBO.
Gotta go read the Falcons one. That's gotta be good too...
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:05 pm to jmay2007
quote:
BOY ITELLYA SEAN PAYTON HOOBOY BEST DEFENSIVE COACH EVER GUMBO KATRINA DIRTY RICE
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:05 pm to DoubleDown
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Gotta go read the Falcons one. That's gotta be good too...
It is glorious.....
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:06 pm to jmay2007
quote:
"BOY ITELLYA SEAN PAYTON HOOBOY BEST DEFENSIVE COACH EVER GUMBO KATRINA DIRTY RICE."
Legit. Blues posted this exact thing during the offseason.
This post was edited on 8/13/12 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:17 pm to cajuntiger07
Hahaha, the rant about the Vikings getting beat by Atlanta in the 98-99 NFC Championship game is classic.
Minn. Viking fans have never been the same since...
And then there was this gem (about Atlanta), painful, but hilariously true:
The Saints edition is better though.
Minn. Viking fans have never been the same since...
And then there was this gem (about Atlanta), painful, but hilariously true:
quote:
Maybe they'll win 10 games this year, but does anyone expect this team to actually DO anything once it reaches the postseason? frick AND NO. They've lost their last two playoff games by a combined score of 72-23. You may as well just have five teams in the NFC playoff field. Any team playing them in the wild card round in January may as well write BYE on the fricking schedule.
The Saints edition is better though.
This post was edited on 8/13/12 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:17 pm to dcrews
The last four words made me laugh really hard.
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:20 pm to DoubleDown
quote:
The Saints edition is better though
I have to agree!
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:30 pm to cajuntiger07
That's fricking funny.
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:56 pm to jmay2007
Good stuff.
Posted on 8/13/12 at 2:03 pm to EmperorGout
been waiting for this
Posted on 8/13/12 at 2:52 pm to blackandgoldGOD
Did not even chuckle.. Not funny
Posted on 8/13/12 at 2:58 pm to Boudin
It was okay, except that you're not a paranoid conspiracy theorist if you have proven that they are out to get you.
Posted on 8/13/12 at 3:18 pm to jmay2007
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And the best part about all this is that the Saints doubled down on the stupid and handed the interim head coaching job to a guy who is himself serving a six-game suspension. Then they got into a contract squabble with Drew Brees, who is only the most important player the franchise has ever had and probably will ever have. It's as if, in January, the Saints looked at themselves and were like, "Jesus, we've gotten wayyy too functional and successful. THAT'S NOT WHAT THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS ARE ALL ABOUT GUMBO ANDOUILLE SAUSAGE!" And then they spent next few weeks cramming in as many bad decisions as they could so that they could reclaim their identity as the most incompetent team in football. Unfrickingbelievable. This will be the most senseless 9-7 season in NFL history. Also, Drew Brees is going bald.
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