You really are an insufferable douche. It's impressive though. Good job.
Your support helps me get to sleep at night.
Hell no I wanted the New Orleans Voodoo or New Orleans Brass
I get what you're trying to imply, but it's just not there. He answered the question with "Hell no." He does not like the name Pelicans. The rest of his statement only says that he wanted Voodoo or Brass. It doesn't say that that
is the reason he didn't like Pelicans. The punctuation is lacking either way.
Just deal with the fact that a lot of people upon first hearing it make a fart face. I think you are trying to minimize that people don't generally like it. We understand that we're going to have to deal with it over time, but don't act like we need to smile while eat this shite sandwich. People are going to vent, and as soon as you come to realize that, you will be a much more content person.