That must have been before my time on here and twitter
Hilt just told me he's going to be a King and moving to Cali! I hope he realizes people vote on leaders and Kings aren't real in the USA.
about 4 hours ago from web
Having debate with Bowen, when making gun signal with hands do you use index or middle finger?I use middle finger because I like bigger guns
6:35 PM Jan 9th from web
@DollaChoppa Devin don't really give a shite about this kid to be honest.
11:10 AM Jan 9th from web in reply to DollaChoppa
I hear a kid at my old HS broke my old scoring record. that was before my head band days.3x the scoring with it.Put a * in the books now!
10:28 AM Jan 9th from web
LINK If you see this in the stands it isn't me!It's an imposter! do not be fooled!
4:24 PM Jan 8th from web
I bus more nuts in 1 night than the Nets got wins all year. I dont think Im even guna stretch before 2nite's game, prolly guna play drunk 2
12:37 PM Jan 8th from web
Just in case yall was wondering, Joe Johnson is still a pussy
12:06 AM Jan 8th from web
Why isthe superbowl ona Thursdaynight?I wouldn't haveknown butCP3made me payup for theJets not being init.R theHorns andTide expansion teams
3:27 PM Jan 7th from web
Promised MoPete that if he gave wet willy to Peja i'd twitter my fans to vote for him to make AllStar team.So worth it.Wet willy =DTROFLMAO
9:10 PM Jan 6th from web
I hope David Stern doesn't suspend me for these guns (look at my biceps) lol! I juss cracked Darius's shite up wit that 1.
1:51 PM Jan 6th from web
No one is laughing at my "Going to throw down some Thunder tonight" joke.shows how focused this team is.The best joke ever can't get an lol
10:33 AM Jan 6th from web
Can't figure out if to call Bower Mr. or Coach?I mean,he's my GM but yet HC.I wish I could be player and HC.I would make cp3 share his women
8:02 AM Jan 5th from web
Hey Utah, how's that 30 burger tasting? Devin all inside ya mouth!
8:24 PM Jan 4th from web
Jus watched the new Twilight movie. A+
11:39 PM Jan 3rd from web
Heard theres gonna b sum checkpoints 2nite.. good thing im a celebrity and i run this city.
3:10 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from web
Really wish I could skip 2nites game 4 my birthday. Gonna call up the Asian bitches 2nite tho. Saki, sushi, and sideways pussy!
1:55 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from web
ESPN reported dat Devin got traded? Racist a-holes, I'm bangin a white chick 2nite 2 spite them.
12:58 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from web
DTDB had 22 points against the Bulls....Saints as a team had 17 against Tampa....I'm going to remind ladies of that to get some strange.
6:40 PM Dec 27th, 2009 from web
Merry Christmas twitter world. I didnt get yall nothin bc I b readin the shite yall talk on them websites.
7:16 PM Dec 24th, 2009 from web
DTDB has a pact with Lebron, Kobe, Wade, and CP3 to play on same team.They told me to sign 1st. Not sure why they chose Euro League tho.
10:27 AM Dec 24th, 2009 from web
"Really making some progress on my NBA 2K10 dynasty, but I gtg to the Arena now... work sucks!!!!!"
black friday where DTDB demanded to pay full price because he was on no budget
Team just voted me the A.C. Green of hooking up with ladies. Not sure who that is but I bet he got alot of ladies.
@DTDevinBrown watching you i wouldn't believe you're an NBA player too...
@robertmg Looking at your picture, I cant believe ur not a professional eater.
Jus got sum grl to give me a handjob in exchange for CP's #. She didnt believe that imma NBA player. I aint trippin over it tho.
Long day 2day. Gunna ask CP to teach me to dribble btw my legs, hope he dosn't yell at me, hes so mean sometimes.
Man, I just herd bout Byron! Hope dey don't fire me 2! lol, but fa real tho. I need dis job. Seriously, don't cut me.