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The New Bad Boys of Country Music(possible NSFW)

Posted on 3/30/15 at 1:22 pm
Posted by sheek
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2007
43894 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 1:22 pm
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From Playboy. Yes I read the articles.

quote:

Stomp your boots!” yells Dirty River Boys singer Marco Gutierrez into his mike. “Stomp your boots on this hardwood floor!” His band is playing Gruene Hall, a 137-year-old honky-tonk in a thick, green, swampy town near the southern tip of Texas called New Braunfels. Gutierrez whips the crowd into a semiballistic fury as he launches into a song. The heavily tattooed drummer, Travis Stearns, alternates between playing the drum set in front of him and pummeling the box on which he’s sitting with his bare hands. The upright bass player’s instrument is stamped with the words DITCH THE BITCH, LET’S GO RODEO. The raucous, beer-fueled crowd laps up every second of it, shouting the band’s name at the top of their lungs.


quote:

Turnpike Troubadours have knocked Texas on its sizable arse by selling out shows across the state. Their music can best be described as Townes Van Zandt meets Bob Dylan meets William S. Burroughs. “Turnpike Troubadours came out of nowhere and freaked people out,” says Fort Worth radio DJ Shayne Hollinger, referring to the band’s hometown of Stillwater, Oklahoma. “They’re on some next-level shite.”

And then there’s Whiskey Myers, a six-man outfit hailing from tiny towns in east Texas. Their music is a Zeppelin-inspired, Skynyrd-loving backdrop of sexy slow guitars with a motorcycle-racing edge. If the lyrically minded Dirty River Boys are the state’s burgeoning poet laureates, Whiskey Myers are the raucous backwoods boys raised on Southern rock, porch swings and hand-me-down rifles. “Lightning,” a song off their most recent album, details running around drunk with “every pretty little whore” in town.

“I was pretty fricked up when I wrote that song,” admits lead singer Cody Cannon, “but our songs are fricking honest. We don’t cover up. It won’t sell as many copies, but frick it.”



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With dozens of venues like Gruene Hall, the state’s oldest honky-tonk, Texas is fertile ground for bands that don’t play by Nashville’s rules.
This post was edited on 3/30/15 at 1:36 pm
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 1:32 pm to
Posted by rlebl39
League City, TX
Member since Jun 2011
4740 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 3:14 pm to
Good article. But...

quote:

swampy town near the southern tip of Texas called New Braunfels


Writer needs to work on his geography and learn what a swamp is.
Posted by sheek
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2007
43894 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

Writer needs to work on his geography and learn what a swamp is


Southern Tip of Texas? More like Central Texas. Writer explains it like Gruene Hall is the Gator Bar.
This post was edited on 3/30/15 at 3:23 pm
Posted by rlebl39
League City, TX
Member since Jun 2011
4740 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 3:26 pm to
That's what I was thinking. Other than that I enjoyed the article.

It's always blown my mind that people actually listen to the crap put out from Nashville. Alternative/Texas Country is the last remaining good country music there is. I respect the hell out of anyone who refuses to go all Nashville pop.
Posted by Loubacca
sittin on the dock of the bay
Member since Feb 2005
4019 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 4:13 pm to
I respect the Texas scene but that article was fricking terrible. The writer is pretty clueless. Turnpike is pretty good, but comparing them to Townes....come on man
This post was edited on 3/30/15 at 4:15 pm
Posted by Slickback
Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
27680 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 4:13 pm to
I read that article the other day. Very good article.
Posted by LSUbase13
Mt. Pleasant, SC
Member since Mar 2008
15060 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 4:51 pm to
Pssshhhh....Nashville's already got them.





This post was edited on 3/30/15 at 4:53 pm
Posted by DFWAggie09
DFW
Member since Oct 2011
1483 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

His band is playing Gruene Hall, a 137-year-old honky-tonk in a thick, green, swampy town near the southern tip of Texas called New Braunfels.


I could not think of a more inaccurate way to describe Gruene Hall, New Braunfels, and the surrounding area if I tried.

Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39189 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 6:39 pm to
is the Texas red dirt scene like the new LA glam metal scene in the 80s? that's what this article is making me think
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 8:01 pm to
Good to see the good country music getting some publicity
Posted by monsterballads
Make LSU Great Again
Member since Jun 2013
29266 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

is the Texas red dirt scene like the new LA glam metal scene in the 80s? that's what this article is making me think



no, you're thinking of nashville with all of the bro dude country shite.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103053 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 8:52 pm to
Lol at the posers.
Posted by LoneStarTiger
Lone Star State
Member since Aug 2004
15944 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 7:52 am to
quote:

Gruene Hall, a 137-year-old honky-tonk in a thick, green, swampy town near the southern tip of Texas called New Braunfels.


holy shite, what an idiot. The guy probably looked at a picture of Gruene Hall, saw a cypress tree on the river behind it and started writing.

Actually, after reading this garbage, the writer probably couldn't tell a cypress tree from a broom stick.
This post was edited on 3/31/15 at 7:53 am
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37743 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:18 am to
Welp, that was my first and last Playboy article to ever read.
Posted by chesty
Flap City C.C.
Member since Oct 2012
12731 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:32 am to
OP: Damn right, baw..
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13881 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 11:11 am to
Whiskey Myers - cliché band name, cliché lyrics:

quote:

“My first rifle was a .243, Papa gave Daddy and Daddy gave to me…. I still fly that Southern flag, whistling Dixieland enough to brag.”
—“Ballad of a Southern Man”


They definitely have that poseur badass look down

They're like Village People of country music. There's one of each stereotype.

This post was edited on 3/31/15 at 11:12 am
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