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re: Post some of the absolute stupidest lyrics you've ever heard.

Posted on 8/25/15 at 4:30 pm to
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78120 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

and i dont know where you got twigging from or what that even means.


i thought she meant she was holding the cigarette between 2 fingers like a twig.

it just made me hate her so much more than i already did.

This post was edited on 8/25/15 at 4:39 pm
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
28130 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 4:50 pm to
Wash uffize drive me to firenze
Wash uffize drive me to firenze
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 1:54 am to
quote:

If I could have a beer with Jesus
Heaven knows I’d sip it nice and slow
I’d try to pick a place that ain’t too crowded
Or gladly go wherever he wants to go

You can bet I’d order up a couple tall ones
Tell the waitress put ‘em on my tab
I’d be sure to let him do the talkin’
Careful when I got the chance to ask

How’d you turn the other cheek
To save a sorry soul like me
Do you hear the prayers I send
What happens when life ends
And when you think you’re comin’ back again
I’d tell everyone, but no one would believe it
If I could have a beer with Jesus
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 1:55 am to
quote:

ou already know who it is
Silentó
Silentó
Silentó
Gonna do it for me

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?)

Now watch me

Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

[x2:]
Do the stanky leg (stank)
Do the stanky leg (stank stank)
Do the stanky leg (stank)
Do the stanky leg (stank stank)

Now break your legs (break 'em, break 'em)
Break your legs (break 'em dog)
Tell 'em "break your legs" (break 'em, break 'em)
Break your legs (break 'em dog)
Tell 'em "break your legs" (break 'em, break 'em)
Break your legs (break 'em dog)
Tell 'em "break your legs" (break 'em, break 'em)
Break your legs (break 'em dog)

Now watch me
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop
Now watch me
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?)

Now watch me

Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Now watch me yule
Now watch me superman
Now watch me yule
Now watch me superman

Now watch me yule
Now watch me superman
Now watch me yule
Now watch me superman

Now watch me duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff (Hold on)
Now watch me duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff

Now watch me
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop
Now watch me
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?)

Now watch me

Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Crank dat
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145180 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:04 am to
from an otherwise great song, "she wants to be a lawyer/in other words shorty studies law"
Posted by luvdatigahs
Alameda, CA
Member since Sep 2008
3015 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:05 am to
I just love how you are talking about bad lyrics and using the word "stupidest" in the OP.
Posted by LSUfan0420
Lake Chuck
Member since Jan 2007
1273 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 11:30 am to
Jay-Z - "Glory"

"You're a child of destiny/You're the child of my destiny/You're my child with the child from Destiny's Child"

Brilliant, another award and more money for that man please!
Posted by Plankton
Member since Jun 2015
1455 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 11:06 pm to
quote:

I can dig rapping, but a rapper with a ghost writer
What the frick happened?
(Oh no) I swore I wouldn't tell
But most of you share bars like you got the bottom bunk in a two man cell
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 11:51 pm to
This is just an awful lot of "Baby".

Steve Earle - "Baby Baby Baby (Baby)"

Baby I got a gold deal way out South
A little town that I call shut my mouth
I thousand miles we don't need no plane
Call her on the phone and it's ringing like you see
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby

I wanna hold her but I know I can't
I'm on the field when the sky is blue
Call her on the phone and tell her what I wanna do
She says

Baby, baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby

Baby, baby, baby, baby I'll find you
You got me hanging on the telephone line
Walkin' up the ceiling
And bouncing on the walls
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Can'tyou answer to my call?

Baby, baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby

Baby, baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby
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