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You think Josh Baskin regretted going back to be being a kid?

Posted on 6/22/16 at 10:17 pm
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158757 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 10:17 pm
I mean you landed your dream job in like a week, he was probably in line to be CEO after once MacMillian stepped aside.

What are the chances he was able to land another gig like that once he grew up?
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35478 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 10:20 pm to
No.

Who wants to miss 15 years of life?

Not to mention, he'd be forever years mentally behind his peers...so, people would start to wonder about him when promotion time came.
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 10:56 pm to
Nah
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58058 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

No.

Who wants to miss 15 years of life?


this
Posted by TheRoarRestoredInBR
Member since Dec 2004
30287 posts
Posted on 6/22/16 at 11:14 pm to
Nah..you can't punt on your childhood and high school teens and college years..the video games went from early arcade Atari to Sega Genesis to PS 1-2-3-4/X-Box (upgrade!)..he'd have missed out on his oat sowing in cutting straight to "the one"..Elizabeth Perkins a most gorgeous gal(even today..very tempting)..the good job will have come either way..but you just can't punt on those lost years..formative and fun they encompass so much "living" in anyone's life journey and memories.

This post was edited on 6/22/16 at 11:26 pm
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21838 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 8:08 am to
Doesn't matter; Sexed
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98701 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 8:22 am to
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Doesn't matter; Sexed


Imagine if he knocked her up.
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
10738 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 8:50 am to
Hellllll no.

How many times have you thought "if I only knew then what I know now"? Well, he DOES.

He's going to be a fricking king growing up.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26982 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:38 am to
quote:


How many times have you thought "if I only knew then what I know now"? Well, he DOES.

He's going to be a fricking king growing u



Beat me to it. Imagine going through high school and college already knowing how to properly screw a 30 year old woman.

Might frick you up though having screwed somebody who sort of looked like your mom. Age, frame, ethnicity, and hair color wise.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158757 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:45 am to
quote:

"if I only knew then what I know now"?


doesn't that expression pertain more to using the knowledge you gained over the years, going back, and using it in your youth? That doesn't really apply to Josh as he just jumped forward.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35478 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 11:52 am to
quote:

doesn't that expression pertain more to using the knowledge you gained over the years, going back, and using it in your youth? That doesn't really apply to Josh as he just jumped forward.


Yeah it wasn't wisdom through growing pains.

He was still a kid in an adult world.

He comes back as a child, having acted as a child.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29151 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Hellllll no.

How many times have you thought "if I only knew then what I know now"? Well, he DOES.

He's going to be a fricking king growing up.



This.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158757 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 12:32 pm to
this guy gets it..

quote:

When Baskin became an adult, he had no credit background, work history and very little education. And yet he made it remarkably far, career-wise, in a very short amount of time. I would say that, after turning 12 again, his chances of working his way up to an executive position at MacMillan toys by age 30 became very remote. He had his dream job, had a huge Soho apartment and was dating Elizabeth Perkins — even in 1988, I knew that was a pretty good deal. Why anyone would want to return to a life of being mocked at the carnival and hanging out with Billy Kopecki was beyond me. I was living it and could have told you that it sucked.

Over time, movies can trigger reactions that are very different from those we originally experienced. Recently, I re-watched Big in preparation for its 25th anniversary. This time around, all it did was reconfirm that I was right the first time: being an adult is so much better than being 12 years old. And near the end of the movie, Baskin really embraces his role as an adult: he stops spitting out his food and uses less and less of his take-home pay on Silly String. It isn’t until Billy Kopecki calls Josh an “a-hole” that he even thinks about returning to his old self.

The truth is, Billy Kopecki is the a-hole. His friend was living the dream at a toy company and he couldn’t let it go, resorting to peer pressure and expletives. Without Billy Kopecki, right now, Josh Baskin would most likely be the CEO of MacMillan Toys. (I mean, sure, he would have given up 18 years of life. And there’s merit in the argument that every year of life is precious. But Josh could more than make up for those years by jumping on his trampoline and drinking free Pepsi.)

Right now, Josh Baskin would be 36 years old. I imagine that, down at his local tavern every Friday night, after that one last bourbon he didn’t need, Josh would still be telling anyone who’ll listen about the time he had it all — the plum job at MacMillan Toys; the spacious Soho apartment; the trampoline; the wild romance with Elizabeth Perkins (herself finishing up a prison sentence after being spotted dropping off a kidnapped child familiar from the side of milk cartons). No one wants to hear Josh tell those stories anymore. To them, he’s just the crazy guy at the end of the bar who repeats the word “Zoltar” after one too many.


Plus knowing you have Zoltar in your back pocket, so let's say people finally do catch on that he's a fraud, just hit reset.

At the very least he should have put in some more time at work, stored up a ton of cash after his comic video game hits it big, and then go back.
This post was edited on 6/23/16 at 12:35 pm
Posted by sbr2
Member since Apr 2011
15013 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 12:44 pm to
Some quality ideas in here, I never approached the film from this angle. He definitely screwed up by going back to childhood.
Posted by MasterKnight
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2016
1117 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 10:17 pm to
2 random thoughts about this topic : 1. Would Josh resent his father as he enters his "rebellion teen years". If he wanted a Mustang or Camaro ( some sports car) when he is ready to drive, but his father tells him he can't have one as they can't afford it. He would come back at him and tell him how he was a VP at a major toy company with his own secretary and a huge apartment in Manhattan.
2. Wouldn't the toy company put out notices via the news and other media outlets that their VP is missing? Have his name and picture being posted that he has not been seen since he walked out of a morning meeting? Would his mom notice the picture of the big Josh and maybe actually believe she kicked her son out the house without realizing it? Could mess her up big time.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30387 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 10:50 pm to
Who gives a rat's arse about all of that stuff. I wouldn't trade my life and memories from 13-30 for Bill Gates' money/position.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 10:52 pm to
Dude was living the dream and fricked up... I predict when he grew up he never got the same type of job and was miserable for it. Probably became an alcoholic and went through women like some go through undershirts.
This post was edited on 6/23/16 at 10:54 pm
Posted by LG2BAMA
Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1180 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 8:38 am to
Yeah I think the real question is what happens if he doesn't run into the ceo at the toy store and get that promotion. He was living in a terrible part of town making little money.

Eventually the irs would catch on. He'd be arrested for using false identity losing his job or any way to get a new one.

I'd think he ends up homeless after many issues with drugs and being arrested for harassing a family who lost there son years before.

I think this would have acctually been a good movie. I'd like to see an alternative "big" where he doest magically fall into a vp position and has to attempt to survive in the real world with no identity

Posted by Socrates Johnson
Madisonville
Member since Apr 2012
2106 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 10:10 am to
quote:

Imagine if he knocked her up.


Sequel?
Posted by McCaigBro69
TigerDroppings Premium Member
Member since Oct 2014
45086 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 10:20 am to
quote:

Who gives a rat's arse about all of that stuff. I wouldn't trade my life and memories from 13-30 for Bill Gates' money/position.


I had some bad arse college and high school experiences, but I'd give all that shite up to be a billionaire.

On a yacht with beyond fine bitches and mountains of cocaine sounds pretty god damn sweet.
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