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Posted by SlimCharles140
Member since Dec 2011
1908 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

MacGruber: How's your nose, rookie?

Lt. Dixon Piper: It's fine. I just banged it into a giant vagina.

MacGruber: So, my face is a vagina, huh? Well, I bet you wish your nose was a dick... so you could frick butts.


Damn shame this made so little money at the BO. Can we start a kickstarter for a sequel. I would donate 200 bucks...
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 1:30 pm to
Posted by bagNdrag
Member since Dec 2010
1906 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Best quote ever:

Lt. Dixon Piper: Why did he do it? Why did counth kill your wife?

MacGruber: To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.

Lt. Dixon Piper: That's really fricked up.

MacGruber: Thanks



I agree
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51622 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 1:32 pm to
I cleaned it first...
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 2:28 pm to
I'm a 3 wire guy
Posted by bagNdrag
Member since Dec 2010
1906 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 2:32 pm to
Vicky- I'm a virgin.
Mac- Not for long....
Posted by LSUPERMAN
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
2469 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 2:41 pm to
KFBR392 KFBR392 KFBR392 KFBR392
KFBR392 KFBR392 KFBR392
KFBR392 KFBR392
KFBR392
Posted by TheShwenz
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2008
1381 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 4:21 pm to
I love how he listens to the dumbest shite on his pull-out radio, like Toto "Roseanna".

And here's the montage of KFBR392
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56272 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

Schwayze
His Yiddish, B movie doppleganger?

Posted by burgeman
Member since Jun 2008
10360 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 6:08 pm to
Here I am thinking I am walking into the greatest finishing move ever performed on screen and I get this shite?! When someone says throat rip, your first thought should always be Swayze.
Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

Best quote ever

Can't believe it almost took two pages to see that posted.
Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 6:26 pm to
I think I may go for the turkey.

What's that?

It's a bowling term for getting three strikes in a row, except I applied it to throat rips.
Posted by TheShwenz
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2008
1381 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

It's a bowling term for getting three strikes in a row, except I applied it to throat rips.


Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

Who here enjoys a good throat rip?

guilty
This post was edited on 7/26/13 at 6:46 pm
Posted by harry coleman beast
Left Field
Member since Aug 2008
52210 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 7:00 pm to
Love this movie

quote:

MCGRUBER "I’m sure you’ll do something useful
with it. Your companion’s a very beautiful young woman.
(to woman)
Hope you like being date raped, ma’am."

countH "This is my daughter."

MCGRUBER "Sorry. He killed my wife
Posted by YankeeDoodle
Member since Mar 2013
524 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

I cleaned it first...


....no I didn't

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