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re: tOfficial Justin Bieber Roast Game Thread

Posted on 3/30/15 at 11:21 pm to
Posted by KG5989
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Posted on 3/30/15 at 11:21 pm to
Oh no doubt about that.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 11:42 pm to
He 21 and he asked for it. He needs to fix his image before he comes out with new music. The world thinks he's a d bag and the world ain't wrong. This is his attempt to say "yeah, I'm an a-hole. Let me have it." If there's one thing people love, it's a mea culpa. Smart move on whoever Bieber hires to take care of that shite.
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 11:52 pm to
Look at all you muthafrickas...the PR stunt worked.

It was funnier than I expected, low by roasting standards but still funny overall. I like Hannibal's delivery. A lot of roasters were funny but didn't really nail it as roasters or they were kind of generic.
Posted by KG5989
Das Boot
Member since Oct 2010
16324 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 11:54 pm to
"Jeff has the body of a cafeteria lady"

That was a good 1 by Shaq
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10226 posts
Posted on 3/30/15 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

Best joke of the night?


"Shaq is the original 2 Chainz...because that's how they brought him over here."
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90511 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:09 am to
quote:

I thought it was an alright roast. Too many celebrities and not enough comics,


I made it a little more than an hour and this was my exact thought.


Kevin Hart kinda sucks. Martha Stewart telling him about his yelling of jokes was good. Dude isnt funny imo and laughs too much at his own jokes.
Posted by CQQ
Member since Feb 2006
17048 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:27 am to
Not a fan of Kevin Hart at all. I loved everyone but Luda.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:32 am to
Did yall see Kevin hart on SNL. Terrible. I don't hate the guy but I don't think he's funny. I'm not big on animated comics.
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:46 am to
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Wish they would have had Anthony Jeselnik on this 1 though. Dude is as cold and brutal as they come and he would have destroyed Bieber


I don't know you, but I fricking love you now after you made this comment.
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278406 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:47 am to
1 Ross
2 leggero
3 Davidson


4 stewart

The rest sucked
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 12:48 am to
quote:

"Shaq is the original 2 Chainz...because that's how they brought him over here."


Posted by fightingtigers98
Member since Oct 2011
13239 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 1:14 am to
Jeselniks Caligula was one of the funniest things I've seen. My favorite comedian by far
Posted by KG5989
Das Boot
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 1:48 am to




Yea Caligula was an awesome stand up
This post was edited on 3/31/15 at 1:49 am
Posted by Birdie King
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2013
8065 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 2:21 am to
Snoop you look like a retired WNBA player

Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83462 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 3:34 am to
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Shaq is so tall, he's borderline freak of nature.


There isn't a single thing about Shaq that ISN'T freak of nature.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83462 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 3:37 am to
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I wonder how much they pay people to write their jokes
I'm pretty sure the people that write their jokes are very, very thankful to do it.

Jeselnik MURDERS roasts. He used to brag about writing jokes for the guys performing on the roasts....

They don't mind it.
This post was edited on 3/31/15 at 4:06 am
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83462 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 4:02 am to
quote:

I thought it was an alright roast. Too many celebrities and not enough comics, though they all did pretty good. Franco Roast is still my favorite 1 though. Wish they would have had Anthony Jeselnik on this 1 though. Dude is as cold and brutal as they come and he would have destroyed Bieber
There's absolutely no doubt in my mind that Jeselnik either didn't want to do this, OR, scared the frick out of the producers by just destroying Bieber. I can't even imagine how hard he'd go at him.
Posted by PhiTiger1764
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Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 7:25 am to
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1 Ross 2 leggero 3 Davidson 4 stewart The rest sucked

Shaq did not suck. I expected him to, but he didn't. Was actually pretty funny. Hannibal and Beiber were funny too. Pretty good overall. I laughed a lot.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158761 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 7:37 am to
at this point the roasters seem like they enjoy making jokes about the participants more than the roastee. Ross, Leggero, and Hannibal were the only ones who made fun of him a good bit.
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 3/31/15 at 7:55 am to
I thought Ross was pretty disappointing


I think d'elia, leggero, davidson, burress, and Martha did the best.

I lost it when legerro said snoop looked like shaqs skeleton.
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