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re: Spidey aint gonna be a whitey

Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:15 pm to
Posted by DelU249
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:15 pm to
JaPetair Parker

Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

Black face Spider-Man



Played by Rob Mcelhenney
Posted by DelU249
Austria
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:16 pm to
Yes!

Complete with authentic African American dialect
Posted by DelU249
Austria
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:18 pm to
I think that would be so fricking classy
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:20 pm to
Do a white peter for the MCU and let Sony go with a Morales...

We finally get Peter in the MCU and Sony gets to shite out black spidey movies with any plot they want because people won't say anything bad about a black spidey. Everyone wins...
Posted by Bamatab
Member since Jan 2013
15109 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

Parker reveals himself as Spiderman in Civil War.

Then in a stand alone true reboot, he is killed early in the movie and MM is introduced. Going forward MM is spiderman in the avengers.

I'd have no problem with that.



It's a great way to tie Spidey into Civil War, kill off the non Marvel spidey movie universe, and bring the casual fan and current universe up to snuff.


If they "kill him off", it would probably need to be an ambiguous death since I'm sure they'll eventually feel the need to reintroduce Peter Parker at some point in the future.

But yeah, the more I think about it, the more I like the idea of introducing MM into the movie universe. I think Spiderman needs some serious "remodeling" from the last couple of movie depictions of him, and introducing MM is one sure fire way to do that.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:30 pm to
Im just trying to figure out the people who down-voted my OP that simply links an article haha. How mad do you possibly have to be to do that?
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:09 pm to
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I'd take a black Spider-Man over that last fricking kid




You mean Andrew Garfield? The guy who's own performance-not the film, is considered one of the best superhero portrayals of all time(and surpassed anything Cryin' Tobey did)?
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:10 pm to
I couldn't even watch the 2nd one

I've walked out of one movie in my entire life and it was "the amazing Spider-Man"
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:14 pm to
When will America be ready for a black Superman..



This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 3:22 pm
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:21 pm to
the movie was a jumbled mess, something Garfield himself said.Sony was too busy shoehorning an extended universe. They cut Shailene Woodley out of the film (playing Mary Jane), they killed off Norman Osborn.

They rushed the death of Gwen Stacy in order to move the franchise forward.

That being said, Garfield was very much Spider-Man.This was the guy who'd dressed up as Spider-Man and walked around San Diego Comic-Con. He was the most pissed about TASM2.
Posted by WalkingTurtles
Alexandria
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:05 pm to
Michael B Jordan would make an excellent Spider-Man.
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:09 pm to
the only thing I thought about him was that he looked the part.

they wrote the part incorrectly, and there isn't an actor in the world that can make shitty dialogue a great performance.

In the end, his peter parker was fricking annoying. I just remember wanting to pump him full of Xanax. He was twerky and constantly moving in some way.

I hated it
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

In the end, his peter parker was fricking annoying. I just remember wanting to pump him full of Xanax. He was twerky and constantly moving in some way.


I can understand not liking the movie,but Spider-Man by his very nature is angsty and snarky. He is also constantly moving.

I personally think Garfield's one of the better actors working today, better than that dude from Jessica Biel's nude scenes that just won an Oscar.
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 4:19 pm
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:19 pm to
When's the last time you knew of a black man named Peter?
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

snarky

yeah
quote:

angsty

maybe a little

but none of that is what I'm talking about, his body language was just odd and off putting. That isn't anything like any portrayal of peter parker

again, no fault to him...maybe, I don't know

what I do know is that the only good thing I can say about it is he looks like peter parker to the T

Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:22 pm to
that's what I was thinking while conjuring up "JaPetair"
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49262 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:26 pm to
Couple of problems here

1. This guy has little credibility so unless more sources start leaking I'm not buying it
2. Marvel has wanted Spidey for years now. He's their Superman or Batman. There is no way Marvel decides to put in Miles over Parker. Peter Parker's Spider-Man is on the level of Superman and Batman. This has nothing to do with race btw
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123616 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:27 pm to
Instead of his uncle dying he leaves Peter
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:28 pm to
this is ground I've already covered

but no, his uncle gets shot on his way to the liquor store round the corner


his momma dumps him with uncle ben and aunt may. His daddy?
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