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Something that has bothered me about Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:36 pm
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
31590 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:36 pm
How did a Snake that's 50ft long (movies) 20ft long (books) and thicker than a tree move around in the fricking plumbing?

Wtf?!?
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49299 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:41 pm to
How the Ginger ends ups banging Emma Watson is a far more puzzling question
This post was edited on 7/2/15 at 4:42 pm
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15511 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:47 pm to
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How did a Snake that's 50ft long (movies) 20ft long (books) and thicker than a tree move around in the fricking plumbing?


It's a magical castle that was built centuries ago that has slave elf labor and that's your problem?
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5517 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:47 pm to
Not all the plumbing in a place that large is the size that goes to your sink
Posted by LSUSoulja08
Member since Oct 2007
16969 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:49 pm to
quote:

It's a magical castle that was built centuries ago that has slave elf labor and that's your problem?


mother fricking this
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:52 pm to
Why did Voldemort not have a nose?
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18417 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

Not all the plumbing in a place that large is the size that goes to your sink



Dude probably thinks all the plumbing in his house is the size of his sink faucet.
Posted by HandGrenade
Member since Oct 2010
11225 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

How did a Snake that's 50ft long (movies) 20ft long (books) and thicker than a tree move around in the fricking plumbing?

Wtf?!?


Posted by public_enemy
Member since Feb 2015
4374 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:55 pm to
The best thing to do with these movies is to enjoy them instead of question them, for example, why did the horocrux inside Harry not get destroyed when the snake but him?
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65116 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:55 pm to
Do you even magic, bro?

Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:58 pm to
This
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69106 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

Why did Voldemort not have a nose?
quote:

Voldemort's appearance became more snake-like as he delved deeper into Dark Magic, and his face became more serpentine, which would presumably explain the flattening of his nose. Mention of Voldemort's serpentine appearance is mentioned in every book. It's theorized that each murder Voldemort committed, the more distorted his face became. There is a scene where Dumbledore shows Harry a memory of Voldemort after he resurfaced after being gone for ten years. He came to hide the Ravenclaw Horcrux and to ask Dumbledore, who was newly appointed headmaster, for the Defence Against the Dark Arts position, and his appearance is drastically changed (this would be been around circa 1956) from when he had gone to work at Borgin and Burkes ten years prior. It's fair to speculate Voldemort was deeply involved in Dark Magic; Dumbledore notes that he hopes "half of what he's heard (about Voldemort's Dark Arts activities) isn't true."

Regarding the movies, super short answer: CGI removed Voldemort's nose. There's a segment in the extra scenes where Voldemort's nose is discussed extensively. Ralph Fiennes was very opposed to the flat nose and had to be convinced of the scary aesthetic value of that choice.
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18800 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 5:05 pm to
Ha ha. You said snake but
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6260 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

How the Ginger ends ups banging Emma Watson is a far more puzzling question



I could accept the fairies, magic, running through brick walls, and mystical creatures. The moment he hooked up with Emma Watson the suspension of disbelief was forever cast away.
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
70381 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 5:24 pm to
I still don't get how there was such a caste system or relative wealth when money is barely even needed in the wizarding world as scarcity almost doesn't exist.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 5:29 pm to
how did no one ever invent a beeper that beeps when voldermort was around?

That would've solved the problems in all of those movies.
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30169 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

How the Ginger ends ups banging Emma Watson is a far more puzzling question


He must have put her under some sort of spell
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32507 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

I still don't get how there was such a caste system or relative wealth when money is barely even needed in the wizarding world as scarcity almost doesn't exist.


Yea, I'm not sure how anyone could be "poor". Couldn't they just magically create a better house? They can make a normal sized tent to appear to be a cabin on the inside, but lived in a 3 story shack...
Posted by JombieZombie
Member since Nov 2009
7687 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 7:19 pm to
Not a good idea to get wrapped up in those kind of trivial details with Harry Potter. You could write a novel trying to explain all the plot holes and inconsistencies.
Posted by weaveballs1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
3040 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 8:21 pm to
Why not just put a cap in Voldemort's arse? Horcrux that, motherfricker.
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