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Movie quotes that make you laugh every time

Posted on 5/20/16 at 3:49 pm
Posted by Large Farva
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2013
8314 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 3:49 pm
Dewey Cox: Any scene where he tries a drug for the first time

Strange Wilderness: Peter Gaulke: Bears are a proud people, although they're not people per-say. They're animals. Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago. Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of World World I and World War II combined. Brown bears bloves fishing. Brown... Brown bears bloves... God, why am I having so much trouble saying brown...
Fred Wolf: Maybe it's the two b's in brown bears. Try something different.
Peter Gaulke: I got it. I'm ready. Okay. Red bears love fish.


Peter Gaulke: No matter how many sea lions are killed each year by sharks, it never seems like enough
Peter Gaulke: Sharks are only found in two places on Earth: the northern and southern hemishperes.

This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 3:51 pm
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57285 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 3:51 pm to
Hey, guys! Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? Alright... Welp, see ya later!
Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3015 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 3:54 pm to
Posted by Warfarer
Dothan, AL
Member since May 2010
12125 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 3:55 pm to
I really laugh overtime I watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall and he is trying to back out of doing the dracula song in the bar and you hear Mila Kunis scream Dracula Musical! in the background.

Other Guys when Jackson and Johnson look at each other and "you know what I'm thinking?" "Aim for the bushes" and they jump off a downtown building.
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5525 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 3:57 pm to
Posted by Dale Murphy
God's Country
Member since Feb 2005
24470 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

Clark: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?

Pimp: frick yo mama!

Clark: Thank you very much.
Posted by jackwoods4
Member since Sep 2013
28667 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:03 pm to
Basically every line from Blazing Saddles.


ETA: Fire and Ice Routine from Blades of Glory

"Hey, they laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them"

"We love you, Denver!! City By The Bay!"
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 4:05 pm
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7729 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:33 pm to
Posted by FranMully
New Jersey
Member since Aug 2013
1317 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:45 pm to
Yeah and Grizzly Adams had a beard...

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13248 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:53 pm to
Katy: Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?
Boon: What do you mean?
Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
Boon: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8064 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

I really laugh overtime I watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall and he is trying to back out of doing the dracula song in the bar and you hear Mila Kunis scream Dracula Musical! in the background.


I laugh when the random guy at the bar laughs at the song while he is playing.
Posted by Mad_Mardigan
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2012
1925 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 5:00 pm to
Harry Dunne: That was genius, Lloyd, sheer genius. I mean where did you come up with a scam like that?
Lloyd Christmas: Saw it in a movie once.
Harry Dunne: That's incredible! So what happened, so the guy tricks some sucker into picking up his tab and gets away with it scott free?
Lloyd Christmas: No, in the movie, they catch up to him half mile down the road and slit his throat!
Harry Dunne: [Stares at Lloyd in disbelief. The speed of the engine increases]
Lloyd Christmas: Ha ha ha! It was a good one.
Posted by lake2280
Public intellectual
Member since Nov 2012
4289 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:16 pm to
I'll have a coke then
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87435 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:19 pm to
Big hitter the Lamma.....long
Posted by NeverRains
Texas
Member since Jun 2012
3010 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:24 pm to
He didnt get out of the cockadoody car!!
Posted by gatortrav88
Member since Oct 2014
3807 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:24 pm to
Old school tranq gun scene where frank takes one in the neck


LINK


Lol still hilarious
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 6:25 pm
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47734 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:27 pm to
Step Brothers.

frick you Leonard Nimoy.


Pretty much the entire movie.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56322 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:37 pm to
"We're not homosexuals but we are willing to learn"
"Yeah, would they send us some place special?"
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39994 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:38 pm to
Alright meow.

You boys like Meh-xico?

I'm dating a retard.
Is he bigger than me?

This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 6:41 pm
Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1365 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:48 pm to
Idiocracy:
Go away! Batin'
There are plenty of tards living KICK arse lives

Hangover:
Counting cards isn't illegal it's frowned upon like masturbating on an airplane
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 7:09 pm
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