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Mitch Hedberg

Posted on 7/8/11 at 2:27 pm
Posted by wilfont
Gulfport, MS on a Jet Ski
Member since Apr 2007
14860 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 2:27 pm
On Comedy Central tonight at 8:58.
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 2:29 pm to
The great comics are always unique, and he certainly was.

Posted by LSU lilly
Member since Aug 2010
8959 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 2:36 pm to
Very cool.

Whenever I pass the "Double Tree Hotel" in NOLA, I always reference him. No one ever knows what I'm talking about, though.
Posted by TheRoarRestoredInBR
Member since Dec 2004
30291 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 2:39 pm to
Loved that guy, always suspected it wasn't just schtick, but rather his true original nature and takes.
Posted by Afreaux
Conway Bayou
Member since Aug 2007
47019 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 2:47 pm to
"I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread."
Posted by jojothetireguy
Live out in Coconut Grove
Member since Jan 2009
10484 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

Whenever I pass the "Double Tree Hotel" in NOLA, I always reference him. No one ever knows what I'm talking about, though.


Well I had my heart set on quadruple tree....
Posted by HeadChange
Abort gay babies
Member since May 2009
43836 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 2:51 pm to
RIP

Love his humor
Posted by guedeaux
Tardis
Member since Jan 2008
13611 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 2:51 pm to
Do you want a frozen banana?
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29206 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

"I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread."




"I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut."
This post was edited on 7/8/11 at 2:57 pm
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
20753 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 2:53 pm to
"I would like a product that is available for 3 easy payments and 1 fricking complicated payment"
Posted by The Godfather
Surrounded by Assholes
Member since Mar 2005
41433 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

"I would like a product that is available for 3 easy payments and 1 fricking complicated payment"


"good luck fricker"
Posted by guedeaux
Tardis
Member since Jan 2008
13611 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

"I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut."


I laugh every time I buy donuts haha
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
20753 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

Do you want a frozen banana?


No, but I might want a regular banana later, so, yeah.
Posted by LSU lilly
Member since Aug 2010
8959 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 3:00 pm to
Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut!
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86500 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 3:12 pm to
I'll file this receipt away under D. For doughnut.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77619 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 3:17 pm to
"Which is why I think they need to invent a glow-in-the-dark version of EZ Cheese. It's not like the product has that much integrity to begin with. If you are eating a room temperature cheese that you spray out of a can, you probably won't care that it glows in the dark too."
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
36185 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 3:22 pm to
Thanks for the heads up!! He's in my top 5 if not 3.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77619 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 3:25 pm to
But my all time favorite.

"My friend said to me, "I think the weather's trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought, "Man, I should have just said, 'Yeah.'"
Posted by Nick Papa Georgio
Member since Mar 2009
4664 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

"My friend said to me, "I think the weather's trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought, "Man, I should have just said, 'Yeah.'"


No shite, that was my HS yearbook quote.

No regrets.
Posted by Kingwood Tiger
Katy, TX
Member since Jul 2005
14162 posts
Posted on 7/8/11 at 3:44 pm to
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Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way, right? "Prices and participation may vary." I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti! And blankets!

quote:

I've had the AIDS test four times. And that shite is scary, doesn't matter what you've been doing. So I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore, I get the roundabout AIDS test. I call up my friend Brian and say "Brian, do you know anyone that has AIDS? No? Cool... cause you know me."
This post was edited on 7/8/11 at 3:46 pm
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