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re: Man, I'd kind of forgotten just how cheesy Roadhouse can be
Posted on 2/24/14 at 11:34 pm to Jones
Posted on 2/24/14 at 11:34 pm to Jones
Because it's Brad Wesley's town!
The people cheering were his henchmen, toadies and sycophants. The "good" townsfolk just stood there and took it in the arse like they always have. But times are changing in Jasper... Dalton is going to take Brad Wesley down!
The people cheering were his henchmen, toadies and sycophants. The "good" townsfolk just stood there and took it in the arse like they always have. But times are changing in Jasper... Dalton is going to take Brad Wesley down!
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Posted on 2/24/14 at 11:44 pm to Bojangles
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Biggest Oscar snub in history. Fact.
wait, what?!? I thought it won best picture
Posted on 2/24/14 at 11:44 pm to White Roach
"I used to frick guys like you in prison"
one of the biggest wtf lines ever
one of the biggest wtf lines ever
Posted on 2/25/14 at 4:10 am to Methuselah
Where are all the examples of slutty doctors who are into violent men in which this movie created a main character? I wonder if there is a fraternity of elite bouncers. Little known fact, this movie is a modern Western. Just curious, why did they not cast Chuck Norris for this movie?
Posted on 2/25/14 at 4:15 am to Methuselah
How does a guy with a Jersey accent get to be a crime boss in South Carolina or wherever the frick the DD is located?
Posted on 2/25/14 at 4:56 am to Blue Velvet
GTFO
Posted on 2/25/14 at 6:45 am to Methuselah
I've watched the edited version way more than I've watched the unedited. I watched the unedited version a few months back and forgot how dirty this movie was.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 6:54 am to CaptainsWafer
Nobody puts the Doc in a corner ...
Oh, wait, wrong movie
Oh, wait, wrong movie
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:07 am to Methuselah
The next time you instantly erase 114 minutes of your life by getting sucked, once again, into the vortex that is a cable viewing of Road House, rest assured that Bill Murray and his idiot brothers are out there somewhere, watching with you. At least that’s the story from Road House co-star Kelly Lynch, who, in a frankly awesome interview with The A.V. Club, says that Murray calls her husband, Mitch Glazer (co-writer of Murray’s 1988 Christmas Carol redux Scrooged), whenever the movie is on TV during one scene in particular:
“Every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV — and they’re always watching TV — one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler], “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks.” [Away from the receiver.] What? Oh, my God. Mitch was just walking out the door to the set, and he said that Bill once called him from Russia.
Bill Murray
“Every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV — and they’re always watching TV — one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler], “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks.” [Away from the receiver.] What? Oh, my God. Mitch was just walking out the door to the set, and he said that Bill once called him from Russia.
Bill Murray
This post was edited on 2/25/14 at 7:10 am
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:09 am to CaptainsWafer
Kung Fu fighting, gratuitous sex, monster trucks, an oiled up and bare chested Patrick Swayze...
This movie has something for everybody!
This movie has something for everybody!
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:20 am to Kingwood Tiger
After Dalton kills about ten guys in Wesley's house (but wimps out on his patented "Dalton Claw Throat Riip"... Wesley had Dalton's best friend - his ONLY REAL FRIEND - killed. Which is why he went on the killing spree in the first place...), the local men take turns shotgunning Brad Wesley, and then all parties involved lie to law enforcement; what does Dalton do?
He goes skinny-dipping with Doc in that nasty arse, horse manure contaminated pond.
He goes skinny-dipping with Doc in that nasty arse, horse manure contaminated pond.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:22 am to White Roach
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He goes skinny-dipping with Doc in that nasty arse, horse manure contaminated pond.
Like a Boss!
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:28 am to Methuselah
Dude!!! Roadhouse is so cheesy that it's awesome.
Funny story. Every time I'd watch Roadhouse my wife had no interest. For some reason she watched the whole thing one day.
Now, she watches it every time it comes on TV.
She's one of us now!
Funny story. Every time I'd watch Roadhouse my wife had no interest. For some reason she watched the whole thing one day.
Now, she watches it every time it comes on TV.
She's one of us now!
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:28 am to Methuselah
But julie michaels is fine.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:32 am to Kingwood Tiger
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The next time you instantly erase 114 minutes of your life by getting sucked, once again, into the vortex that is a cable viewing of Road House, rest assured that Bill Murray and his idiot brothers are out there somewhere, watching with you. At least that’s the story from Road House co-star Kelly Lynch, who, in a frankly awesome interview with The A.V. Club, says that Murray calls her husband, Mitch Glazer (co-writer of Murray’s 1988 Christmas Carol redux Scrooged), whenever the movie is on TV during one scene in particular: “Every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV — and they’re always watching TV — one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler], “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks.” [Away from the receiver.] What? Oh, my God. Mitch was just walking out the door to the set, and he said that Bill once called him from Russia.
This just elevated Road House, Bill Murray, AND Kelly Lynch to a new level of awesomeness.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 8:07 am to Blue Velvet
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Road House just plain sucks.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 8:10 am to White Roach
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Dalton
I thought you'd be bigger.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 8:14 am to wadewilson
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Biggest Oscar snub in history
Posted on 2/25/14 at 8:29 am to rebeloke
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I wonder if there is a fraternity of elite bouncers.
It wasn't until I first saw this movie that I realized that there was a sweet science to being a bouncer. If you live by the 3 rules as a bouncer, you can clean up the vilest of bars. But if you short change just one of them, your bar will turn into a royal rumble.
I also learned that the elite bouncers pull in the cash and are famous. So famous that every bar patron in every backwoods town knows you by your last name.
This post was edited on 2/25/14 at 10:25 am
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:13 am to Bamatab
Dalton's deal to work the Double Deuce was "$5,000 up front, $500 per night and you pay all medical bills." Negotiated, ironically(?), as he sewed up a knife wound in his own shoulder.
FYI - Dalton was his back name. Front name James. Per his medical record file that he carries with him (detailing 31 broken bones, 2 bullet wounds, 9 stab wounds, and 4 stainless steel screws)
FYI - Dalton was his back name. Front name James. Per his medical record file that he carries with him (detailing 31 broken bones, 2 bullet wounds, 9 stab wounds, and 4 stainless steel screws)
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