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re: Man, I'd kind of forgotten just how cheesy Roadhouse can be

Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:17 pm to
Posted by Jones
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Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:17 pm to
jasper is in missouri. didnt he say he grew up on the mean streets of chicago when dalton went over there and saw the girl beat up and turned down brads offer to work for him?
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
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Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:24 pm to
Yeah Brad is from Chicago
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:36 pm to
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:50 pm to
I'm trying to go to sleep because I have to be up at 3 for a flight in the morning, but I can't stop watching this.

One thing that is awesome is how high the stakes are all of the time. Oh, you want my girlfriend to stop standing on a table? frick YOU, here's my knife. Oh, you want me to chill out and stop being an a-hole? frick YOU, here's my gun. What's that...you want me to leave the bar because I'm starting too much shite? frick YOU, have a taste of my knife. You fired me for stealing? frick YOU, here's my giant knife.

I think literally everybody carries a knife on them at all times. And pretty much every argument (no matter how small) ends in a knife or gun being pulled on someone.
This post was edited on 2/25/14 at 11:55 pm
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:52 pm to
Get those firemen in here, I want to buy them a drink.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:53 pm to
Consider it severance pay. TAKE THE TRAIN.
Posted by lsutigerfan1976
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Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:57 pm to
quote:

I'm trying to go to sleep because I have to be up at 3 for a flight in the morning, but I can't stop watching this.

One thing that is awesome is how high the stakes are all of the time. Oh, you want my girlfriend to stop standing on a table? frick YOU, here's my knife. Oh, you want me to chill out and stop being an a-hole? frick YOU, here's my gun. What's that...you want me to leave the bar because I'm starting too much shite? frick YOU, have a taste of my knife. You fired me for stealing? frick YOU, here's my giant knife.

I think literally everybody carries a knife on them at all times. And pretty much every argument (no matter how small) ends in a knife or gun being pulled on someone


No cops in town at all. Not a one. No matter what happens. They handled s**t themselves!
Posted by lsutigerfan1976
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Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:59 pm to
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Not sure if serious

Have you even seen this movie? It's the dudes throat/oesophagus/larynx


Sorry it has been a while since i seen the movie!
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:02 am to
quote:

I think literally everybody carries a knife on them at all times.

that is def referenced in the podcast i posted
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:02 am to
quote:

No cops in town at all. Not a one. No matter what happens.

this too
Posted by Jones
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:05 am to
when dalton first went to the DD, it was literally a royal rumble in the place. and it all started because that tard said he wanted to be nipple to nipple lol.

shite, he walked into the bar and a group of guys were beating the shite out of each other at the pool table and nobody even acknowledged that it was happening.

how do you even clean up after the big brawl that first night? im not talking about the countless amounts of broken bottles from chairs being tossed into the bar, but from the human bodies on the ground.


i actually think an employee might have thrown the chair
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:09 am to
I also love how Kelly Lynch sees all of these dudes that work with HER frickING HUSBAND and never says shite. Not to mention that she is all up on Dalton's jammy while she's married.

And Brad Wesley's dual pool tables ten feet from each other are pimp as frick.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:15 am to
Anyone wondering if Bill Murray is calling up Kelly Lynch's husband right now?
Posted by Jones
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:18 am to
his pad was pretty baller. dude is 60+ and has pool parties with naked whores on his arm and his cronies are getting fricked up on his dime. oh and he flies his helicopter to and from places when he isnt playing chicken on the road in his mustang not giving a frick
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:20 am to
He's basically what OT ballers strive to be like.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:20 am to
I didn't realize Jimmy watches his doc wife run off with Dalton knowing that they're gonna frick. And he is laughing about it too.

And good old Otis Redding seals the deal. Every time.

Roadhouse would be a solid movie to do an "overanalyze" thread on.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:20 am to
quote:

Roadhouse would be a solid movie to do an "overanalyze" thread on.

download that podcast
enjoy it on your trip tomorrow
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:20 am to
Oh my God. That thread would be no less than 20 pages.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:22 am to
Also, I love how the "I hate Roadhouse" thread has become the "Let's watch this American classic over and over" thread.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:28 am to
I've watched a good bit of it at least twice this week.

quote:

enjoy it on your trip tomorrow

shite, at this rate I'll be sleeping the whole damn time.
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