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Posted on 6/23/17 at 8:28 am to Brazos
Greatest movie of all time to feature beastiality
Posted on 6/23/17 at 8:29 am to Byron Bojangles III
I'd like to nominate Solaris for consideration. I was in college when it came out. I literally snored in the movie theater.
Posted on 6/23/17 at 8:33 am to Brazos
Coyote Ugly wants a word with you.
Posted on 6/23/17 at 8:34 am to Kafka
Posted on 6/23/17 at 8:41 am to weagle99
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Coyote Ugly wants a word with you.
The wet t-shirt dance on the bar scene alone makes this movie worth a watch.
This post was edited on 6/23/17 at 8:43 am
Posted on 6/23/17 at 9:16 am to Brazos
ummm no
Posted on 6/23/17 at 9:25 am to Brazos
I'll tell you what is really bad. As a kid, I rented Leonard Part 6 when it came out on video. How bad is it? Bill Cosby basically disowned and panned the film (and he's the star of the film) before its release. It also earned several Razzies including worst picture.
Posted on 6/23/17 at 9:32 am to CocomoLSU
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Freddy Got Fingered
I'll admit that this movie is terrible but I laughed a lot at it. There was a time and place for Tom Green.
Posted on 6/23/17 at 9:41 am to Brazos
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Is Howard the Duck the worst film of all time?
Posted on 6/23/17 at 9:42 am to Brazos
dude, it had duck tits. how can it be a bad movie?
Posted on 6/23/17 at 9:57 am to Brazos
As of recent, Independence Day: Resurgence has been making a lot of noise for worst film in quite some time.
Posted on 6/23/17 at 10:10 am to CocomoLSU
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I'll throw out either Freddy Got Fingered or Cabin Fever as the worst movies ever made.
I don't understand the hate for this one.
Posted on 6/23/17 at 10:37 am to CocomoLSU
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Freddy Got Fingered...worst movie ever made
Posted on 6/23/17 at 11:11 am to Brazos
Does Howard the Duck have flaws? Undoubtedly. It's quite disjointed and the characters aren't the most fleshed out.
Is Howard the Duck the worst movie of all time? Hell no.
Let me just throw some names out to jog memories of some truly awful films:
Theodore Rex
Baby Geniuses
Gigli
The Pumaman (actual version; not the MST3K version)
Dracula 3000
Son of the Mask
From Justin to Kelly
Is Howard the Duck the worst movie of all time? Hell no.
Let me just throw some names out to jog memories of some truly awful films:
Theodore Rex
Baby Geniuses
Gigli
The Pumaman (actual version; not the MST3K version)
Dracula 3000
Son of the Mask
From Justin to Kelly
Posted on 6/23/17 at 11:16 am to Brazos
I think the true worst movie of all time has to meet a few factors.
- It can't be low budget. A low budget automatically lowers expectations.
- It can't be an independent. See budget, and also promotion.
- It can't be self-aware. It has to be a movie that intended to be a specific genre, and failed miserably.
- It has to have failed at the box office.
- It has to have been critically panned.
- It can't be so bad that it's funny and achieves a cult following, i.e. The Room or Troll 2
My nomination: Battlefield Earth
- It can't be low budget. A low budget automatically lowers expectations.
- It can't be an independent. See budget, and also promotion.
- It can't be self-aware. It has to be a movie that intended to be a specific genre, and failed miserably.
- It has to have failed at the box office.
- It has to have been critically panned.
- It can't be so bad that it's funny and achieves a cult following, i.e. The Room or Troll 2
My nomination: Battlefield Earth
Posted on 6/23/17 at 11:19 am to Brazos
quote:
Is Howard the Duck the worst film of all time?
Have you seen Suicide Squad?
Posted on 6/23/17 at 11:26 am to Damone
water world?
Posted on 6/23/17 at 11:31 am to Brazos
The correct answer, of course, is Battlefield Earth.
Posted on 6/23/17 at 11:52 am to Damone
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- It can't be low budget. A low budget automatically lowers expectations.
- It can't be an independent. See budget, and also promotion.
- It can't be self-aware. It has to be a movie that intended to be a specific genre, and failed miserably.
- It has to have failed at the box office.
- It has to have been critically panned.
- It can't be so bad that it's funny and achieves a cult following, i.e. The Room or Troll 2
Yeah, I agree with these qualifications, although I am questioning this one. It could be a big franchise with an already builtin fanbase that is going to make tons of money regardless of how bad it is. Like for instance Ghostbusters 2016 and The Last Airbender made back their budgets (not marketing though), and I'd put those up for some consideration regardless.
But The Room (I am not being sarcastic in the slightest here) should be preserved in the Library of Congress due to how gloriously awful it is and it carefully shows everything you're supposed to not do in a movie.
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