re: Hardest you have laughed at a line in a movie at the theater

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The funny thing about my back is its located on my cock

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Probably this

Me and 2 buddies went to this movie it was out SR year in HS and I never laughed so hard in a theater. We were rolling the whole movie

Scary Movie 3 of all movies. They're spoofing the car accident in signs and as Charlie Sheen is walking to his dying wife he comes across the indian dude who wrecked with her and he goes...... Tom, Ill need a ride home

My favorite rape jokes:


Blazing Saddles:

Taggart: I got it! I got it!

Hedley Lamarr: You do?

Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.

Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.

Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?

Taggart: Naw, we rape the shite out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.

Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!


Blazing Saddles again:

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?

Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.

Applicant: I like rape.


And A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum:

Philia: That's the brute who raped my country, Thrace!

Pseudolus: He raped Thrace?

Philia: And then he came and did it again! And then again!

Pseudolus: He raped Thrace thrice?

I'm too young to have seen Blazing Saddles or Animal House in theaters.
So I'll go with a scene in Jackass 2, I forget what it was, and I'm sure it was dumb. But I was 16 at the time and I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair

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Hardest you have laughed at a line in a movie at the theater

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The dinner scene in Talladega Nights. I'll come at you like a spider monkey. I was drunk as shite when I saw this.

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I'm too young to have seen Blazing Saddles or Animal House in theaters.

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I saw Blazing Saddles and Caddyshack in the theater and those were my benchmarks for laughing myself into pain while watching a movie.

I have to say that The Hangover came close to putting me in that same hysterical pain.

i can't tell you the exact joke, but it has to be during the south park movie. i was crying for like half of that shite

I cried laughing when I realized that the blue people in Avatar had 3 fingers. This was also about 1.5 hrs into the movie during the hair sex scene.

I may have been slightly high.

Not really what you were asking for, but all I could think of.

The fight and chase scene in Borat. A few other parts from that movie too.