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re: Great sayings or advice from TV characters

Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:33 am to
Posted by LSUFanNTX
Seabrook, TX
Member since May 2005
9108 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:33 am to
Andy Griffth's rules for living in Mayberry

1) Don't play leapfrog with elephants;
2) Don't pet a tiger unless his tail is wagging; and
3) Never, ever mess with the Ladies' Auxiliary.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98171 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 8:01 am to
Al Bundy: "I served my country- I played high school football."
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41170 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 8:07 am to
"Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose."-- Coach Eric Taylor
Posted by ColaTiger
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2013
2193 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 8:12 am to
You earnt that buck like a muhfrickah

-snoop
Posted by HeadChange
Abort gay babies
Member since May 2009
43834 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 8:27 am to
Posted by Antonio Moss
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
48301 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 8:32 am to
Peter: "A child, Lois? Well if I'm a child that makes you a pedophile, and I won't sit here and be lectured to by a pervert."
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33659 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 8:35 am to
"Stay green, stay in the woods, stay safe"

"If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings"

"You never get anything done by planning"

"Treat the world like a head"


~KP

Posted by Antonio Moss
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
48301 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 8:48 am to
"When winter comes, it is the pack that survives."

-Eddard Stark
Posted by funnystuff
Member since Nov 2012
8327 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 9:22 am to
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

-Homer Simpson
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33053 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 10:30 am to
"Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice." Dr. Sidney Freedman
Posted by CalBengal
Member since Sep 2003
661 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 11:19 am to
quote:

"If I gave you power you got NUTHIN'! Nobody gives you power boy. Power -- real power -- is sumthin' you TAKE!"


One of, if not the best quotes of all time, and true. I might also add:


"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71365 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 11:21 am to
It's a movie, not a tv show, but Alec Baldwin's speech at the beginning of Glengarry Glen Ross is amazing and helped me through a rough time in my life.
Posted by Black
My own little world
Member since Jul 2009
22244 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 11:26 am to
Rocky

quote:

“You ain’t gonna believe this, but you used to fit right here. (He gestures to the palm of his hand). I’d hold you up to say to your mother, ‘This kid’s gonna be the best kid in the world. This kid’s gonna be somebody better than anybody I ever knew.’ And you grew up good and wonderful. It was great just watchin’ you, every day was like a privilege. Then the time come for you to be your own man and take on the world, and you did. But somewhere along the line, you changed. You stopped being you. You let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you’re no good. And when things got hard, you started lookin’ for something to blame, like a big shadow. Let me tell you something you already know.The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place, and I don’t care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard you hit, it’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth! But you gotta be willing to take the hits. And not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that! I’m always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You’re my son and you’re my blood. You’re the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, you ain’t gonna have a life.
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