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re: Emily Ratajkowski Says She Couldn’t Land Acting Jobs Because Her ‘Boobs Are Too Big’

Posted on 7/3/17 at 6:50 pm to
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40468 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 6:50 pm to
At least I now know the reason my acting career never took off is because my wiener is too big.
Posted by indianswim
Plano, TX
Member since Jan 2010
18756 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 7:18 pm to
She barely spoke in Gone Girl. I'm sure that wasn't accidental.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35471 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 7:22 pm to
Yeah, this is exactly what Howard Hughes told Jane Russell; sorry baby, your boobs are too big for the male audience.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30073 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 7:26 pm to
I'm with you. You could lay a 5-iron down between her eyes. From the neck down she's obviously outstanding. But her mug is not attractive.

Plus, she always has a look on her face like she just missed a joke.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 7:33 pm to
She tries way too hard to be a victim when the fact is that she is amongst the most privileged people on the entire planet. So what if she can't get every whim that she wants. She has to manufacture some wrong.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 7:36 pm to
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First time I ever saw her was in the Entourage movie and there was a big fuss about her and I just couldn't understand it. I honestly thought they were setting up a joke.



Look up the pictures of her naked. She has kind of a goofy looking face, but she has close to a flawless body.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93668 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:04 pm to
I actually prefer the more fit and athletic body. Hers is a too skinny for my liking as far as internet browsing is concerned.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65042 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:37 pm to
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What’s wrong with boobs? They’re a beautiful feminine thing that needs to be celebrated.


Agreed. But I don't think that's the problem here.

Eva Green has the same cup size as Emily Ratajkowski and you don't see her struggling to get parts. Perhaps it has more to do with acting skills than boob size?
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36603 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 8:45 pm to
Ratajkowski quite literally only got work because of her tits

She made millions off therm and every man in the world combined has made 0.00 on their tits, how's that for a wage gap Emily?
This post was edited on 7/3/17 at 8:47 pm
Posted by TigernMS12
Member since Jan 2013
5530 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:05 pm to
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Or maybe, and stay with me here, she can't fricking act


This may be true, but damnit she is fricking nice to look at.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58055 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:17 pm to
I hope everyone who promoted Fyre Fest self destructs like this.
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:20 pm to
Go for the double mastectomy and start raking in the Oscars Emily
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

can think of a profession where she can be in front of a camera and her boobs would actually be the reason she gets a job.


I know where she can make 1000-5000 a day just hanging out on a couch
Posted by DanglingFury
Living the dream
Member since Dec 2007
20449 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:32 pm to
She couldn't even play herself convincingly in the Entourage movie
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
6752 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:37 pm to
Only movie I could remember her in was we are your friends

She did a sexy dance

Totally forgot about Entourage. She sucked at playing herself
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37134 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:42 pm to
So she is oppressed because she got too big of fake tits? Boofrickinghoo

The struggle is real
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39993 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:48 pm to
It's so easy to blame others instead looking at your own faults.
Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
7010 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:50 pm to
She hasnt put out for enough producers.
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goldnugget yet again for the win. Everyone who doesn't have their head up their arse knows that the way 80-90% of the most successful actresses became famous was by either taking care of business on the casting couch or by making contacts with higher ups through hooking. Fact.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33911 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:58 pm to
Wasn't she in the Entourage movie? I was left feeling like acting wasn't for her
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 7/3/17 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

So she is oppressed because she got too big of fake tits?




Seriously though all bullshite aside, those puppies are natural.
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