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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS
Posted on 10/3/12 at 6:44 pm to CottonWasKing
Posted on 10/3/12 at 6:44 pm to CottonWasKing
must.reach.100.ah.ah.ah.pagesssss
Is Jorah going to make it back to Westeros and be a badass?
Is Jorah going to make it back to Westeros and be a badass?
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 6:47 pm to putt23
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Is Jorah going to make it back to Westeros and be a badass?
I hope so. I'm dying to see Jorah wreck shite
Posted on 10/3/12 at 6:47 pm to CottonWasKing
At least see him live to wield Longclaw again.
This post was edited on 10/3/12 at 6:49 pm
Posted on 10/3/12 at 6:57 pm to 19
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At least see him live to wield Longclaw again.
yes and see him wreck shite with it
It'd be cool if he can win some favor back with Dany and him and Selmy destroy somebody old school style 
Posted on 10/3/12 at 6:59 pm to putt23
Where's the reread thread this week? No discussion?
Posted on 10/3/12 at 7:52 pm to putt23
I wouldn't be surprised if Jorah and Selmy go ole school against each other.
Posted on 10/3/12 at 7:57 pm to jrodLSUke
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I wouldn't be surprised if Jorah and Selmy go ole school against each other.
Selmy gonna give him the business.
Posted on 10/4/12 at 9:49 am to CottonWasKing
I could see Selmy making some wise crack about Jorah being such a fierce warrior they wrote songs about him...fierce in a tournament, that is...over a woman.
Even with Longclaw and youth on his side, Barristan would whop. that. arse.
Another one of my fav quotes:
Unequivocal Bad-assedness.
Even with Longclaw and youth on his side, Barristan would whop. that. arse.
Another one of my fav quotes:
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(Barristan Selmy): [to the other knights of the Kingsguard] Even now, I could cut through the five of you like carving a cake! [pause] Here, boy! [he throws the sword down at the foot of the Iron Throne] Melt it down and add it to the others!
Unequivocal Bad-assedness.
This post was edited on 10/4/12 at 9:54 am
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:06 am to 19
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(Barristan Selmy): [to the other knights of the Kingsguard] Even now, I could cut through the five of you like carving a cake! [pause] Here, boy! [he throws the sword down at the foot of the Iron Throne] Melt it down and add it to the others!
I loved that he killed the two Gold clocks they sent after him (Unarmed), and then wrote all about it in the White Book.
BTW when he is all done, if GRRM wants to write a companion book detailing the White Book of the Kingsguard, I would buy it.
Posted on 10/4/12 at 8:04 pm to ornagestorm
I'd buy it for sure. You think Selmy's gonna make to the end, or die an amazing death?
Posted on 10/4/12 at 8:09 pm to ornagestorm
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BTW when he is all done, if GRRM wants to write a companion book detailing the White Book of the Kingsguard, I would buy it.
Who're you kidding? He'll have it out way before he's done with the story
Posted on 10/4/12 at 8:10 pm to putt23
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or die an amazing death?
Definitely this.
I don't even want him to live through the end. I don't want someone the likes of Barristan the Bold to die peacefully in his sleep. He is a knight of the Kingsguard, he deserves better.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 12:47 pm to CottonWasKing
Who's gonna kill him?
Posted on 10/5/12 at 12:54 pm to putt23
Jorah or Jon maybe
Posted on 10/5/12 at 1:33 pm to putt23
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Who's gonna kill him?
One of the dragons goes bonkers and is threanting to eat Dany. Ser Barristan strikes a fatal blow, but the dragon kills him before the dragon dies. Dany escapes.
He is eternally known as: The Dragonslayer, Protector of the Mother of Dragons.
This post was edited on 10/5/12 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 10/5/12 at 1:34 pm to NIH
I think he will takeout the new kingsguard but will get mortally wounded doing so
Posted on 10/5/12 at 5:40 pm to ornagestorm
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I think he will takeout the new kingsguard but will get mortally wounded doing so
It would be sweet to have him cut down 6-10 dudes while wounded then die after that battle
Posted on 10/5/12 at 6:23 pm to putt23
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It would be sweet to have him cut down 6-10 dudes while wounded then die after that battle
The best way I can imagine it. I have faith that GRRM has a better imagination than me though
Posted on 10/5/12 at 7:54 pm to CottonWasKing
Before he dies, I want him to drop "I swore a vow," or "the Kingsguard does not flee" line before he fights his final battle.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 8:05 pm to ornagestorm
I want him to take out someone like the hound or Robert strong in his final battle. It should be someone who is seen as unbeatable. The final moment should be spent in victory against the most feared warrior in the realm and while Barristan the Bold dies at the end of that battle. He lives just long enough to see the life leave the eyes of the most feared warrior in the realm at the end of his blade. He then realizes that his duty to his queen has been done, his vow has been fulfilled and that it is now time to die in the service of house targaryen as he was always meant to.
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