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re: Con Air Is Just Awful

Posted on 2/27/17 at 10:17 pm to
Posted by JustLivinTheDream
Member since Jan 2017
3497 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

She's muh humminbird


Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36420 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 10:27 pm to
Malkovich is the only redeeming quality
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64239 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 11:03 pm to
Came just to downvote
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 11:04 pm to
John Malkovich as a villain is pretty automatically awesome for me. I think I'm the only one I know who liked Jonah Hex
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45290 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 11:28 pm to
I used to frick downvotes like yours in prison.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 11:46 pm to
quote:

Con Air Is Just Awful



Dude what the frick?

That movie is one movie that most people remember about when it comes to the 90s and a staple of my teenage years.

People that are shitting on it don't know what they're missing.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45290 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 12:03 am to
I apologize, but only to you Sentrius.
Posted by Fireman17
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2010
11707 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 2:37 am to
Best part of the whole flim if you ask me LINK
Posted by Rhames
Member since Apr 2013
1138 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:19 am to
One ofor the best "how did this get made?" Podcasts
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89551 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:20 am to
It's "Flash Gordon" bad, which means it lapped itself and became awesome.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29176 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:34 am to
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29176 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:34 am to
quote:

On the bright side, little Casey Poe turned out to be a looker.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13585 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:46 am to
"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68463 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:53 am to
Ok high society
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27103 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 8:01 am to
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 8:01 am to
quote:

John Malkovich at his best



Malkovich is at his best when he's getting hit in the back of the head with a beer can.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6584 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:04 am to
I loved Con Air when I first saw it. It was the first R movie I saw in theaters without parental supervision, thanks to my aunt.

I was 8
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72969 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 10:17 am to
Con-Air is like that bag of Cheetos on the shelf. You know it's cheesy and bad for you but you just can't resist it. I love that movie just for the one liners. John Malkovich is great as well as Dave Chappelle.

"The Last of the Mohicans just spontaneously combusted"
"Not exactly a proper burial"
"That's too bad. I liked Pinball"
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17849 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 10:52 am to
Guard: man your breath smells like shite!!!

Dave Chapelle: He told me he loved me
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 10:58 am to
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I still can't get over the fact that he went to jail in the first place. Complete bullshite.



Forreal. Justice for Cameron Poe!

Someone needs to make that sign and walk amongst the BLM protesters. I bet <1% get the joke and think he's a black dude that was wronged by police.

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