Coach Kilmer from Varsity Blues

He's pretty high up there. I hated that guy, but I loved that movie.

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He's middle tier.

For instance:



Is lightyears beyond Kilmer.

In it to win it. Grow some balls, pussy.

I totally was placing that actor in the wrong movie. I was thinking Real Genius and totally forgot about the Die Hards. He was a pretty big dick in Real Genius too. It must suck to get type cast as a frick head.

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Pretty sure they would host at least the 1st round of the playoffs.

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Nah. Schools in Texas don't 'host' playoff games. They're played at neutral sites.

However, who was the coach in the playoffs is a great question.

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Is there a bigger dick in the movies than this guy?

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Yes...and his name is Jonathan Moxon

- Tried to cheat on his girlfriend with the girlfriend of his injured best friend/girlfriend's brother.

- Made his little brother buy him condoms.

- Took the most valuable players out to a strip club on a school night before a very important game, which led to a devastating loss.

- Read books on the sideline instead of cheering on his teammates/lifelong friends

- Single handedly destroyed a small town's biggest source of pride.

- Costing the team valuable practice time by running a scout team offense that none of their opponents ran.

- Breaking the nose of an innocent fan by throwing a football at him instead of simply spiking the ball.

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How come they won district and didn't host a playoff game? Mox says they never played on that field again, yet they just finished like a 2 loss season. Pretty sure they would host at least the 1st round of the playoffs. And who the hell coached them in the playoffs??? So many unanswered questions.

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He actually says he never played football again... which is of course preposterous because the game gave them the district title.


And for some of us, it ended without us knowing.

Maybe these were the last days.

I never played football again. But I will never forget that day.

Billy Bob cried 'cause he's a bit of a cryer.

And Tweeder drank beers 'cause... well, Tweeder drinks beer.

Lance is happy. He found his calling as a football coach.

Wendell got his ride to Grambling.

That statue still stands, but only because it was too heavy to move.

Kilmer never coached again.

I took my scholarship and will graduate from Brown University.

The day was ours...