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Charles Bronson vs Clint Eastwood

Posted on 5/12/17 at 11:35 pm
Posted by DoUrden
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 11:35 pm
Who wins? I lean towards Eastwood because of Eiger Sanction.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 11:55 pm to
Charles B and the sock of batteries was an arse kicker.

Clint lost me on the Tightrope movie that made NOLA look like a weak city that would let a weak mayor with hair crop failure and a perverted idea of history take down civil war monuments.
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 5/13/17 at 1:33 am to
Who wins in a fist fight?
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 5/13/17 at 2:31 am to
How is this even A question?????

Eastwood by far.....
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 5/13/17 at 6:41 am to
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How is this even A question?????

Eastwood by far.....


Do you even Death Wish bro? Bronson would eat Clint Eastwood, spit him out and then shoot him because he was a piece of puke.

Posted by meeple
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Member since May 2011
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Posted on 5/13/17 at 8:16 am to
Eastwood?

This post was edited on 5/13/17 at 8:19 am
Posted by RollTide1987
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:15 am to
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Do you even Death Wish bro?


Harry Callahan > Paul Kersey.

In fact...Death Wish is a knock off of the Dirty Harry film franchise.
Posted by winntiger
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Posted on 5/13/17 at 10:03 am to
I love Eastwood but Bronson would whip his arse. For movies I would give it to Clint everyday.
This post was edited on 5/13/17 at 10:05 am
Posted by 19
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Posted on 5/13/17 at 12:03 pm to
Posted by Bham4Tide
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Posted on 5/13/17 at 2:42 pm to
Posted by Bham4Tide
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Posted on 5/13/17 at 2:46 pm to
Posted by TurkeysAndBees
Member since Jan 2017
651 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 3:19 pm to
Bronson gives up about 50 lbs. and is listed at 5'9"... Eastwood at 6'4" but many working on movie sets claim Eastwood is only 6'3" and Bronson was under 5'8". Several rumors about Bronson forbidding actors over 5'8" and that he wore lifted shoes. Average examples from each in their prime seem to be:

Clint Eastwood 6'3" 216 lbs.

Charles Bronson 5'8" 165 ibs.

Good fight but Clint has huge reach and weight advantage. Eastwood takes Bronson in third round by way of TKO.

This post was edited on 5/13/17 at 3:21 pm
Posted by coolpapaboze
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Posted on 5/13/17 at 4:20 pm to
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19
That dude has a poor track record when sitting across the table from a film's protaganist.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17061 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 7:33 pm to
I love The Eiger Sanction, but with bare fists, Bronson destroys Clint.
Posted by tygerphan
Georgia
Member since Oct 2009
3258 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:09 pm to
Dyin ain't much of a livin boy...
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9208 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:20 pm to
quote:

love The Eiger Sanction, but with bare fists, Bronson destroys Clint.


Do you even Any Which Way But Loose?
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
4476 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:24 am to
Watch The Great Escape... Bronson was an old man and he was stacked. Harmonica man all the way.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:28 am to
Who is still walking the earth?

Can't beat a Clint.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17061 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 8:44 am to
Do you even 'Hard Times', bro?
Posted by winntiger
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Member since Jul 2004
1259 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 12:16 pm to
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Do you even 'Hard Times', bro?


Exactly and he was in his 50's for Hard Times. The SOB worked in coal mines, earned a Purple Heart in WW2, and turned down Sergio Leone for the "Man with No Name" trilogy and who was the second choice....Clint Eastwood.

Eastwood is by far one of my favorite actors and directors way more so than Bronson. But in a bare knuckle brawl in a dark alley I'm taking Bronson with me everytime.
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