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Blue Star Wars themed milk coming to stores

Posted on 3/21/24 at 4:37 pm
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57678 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 4:37 pm
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Star Wars will be releasing Blue Milk in stores through TruMoo for a limited time starting on April 17th




This post was edited on 3/21/24 at 4:38 pm
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49264 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 4:39 pm to
Who thought this was a good idea
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47603 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 4:39 pm to
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
24893 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 4:52 pm to
What, no green milk, from the sea cow creatures of Ahch-To ?

Lame.

Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69071 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 6:26 pm to
The stuff at Disney is horrible.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71595 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

Who thought this was a good idea


Star Wars losers will buy it. Put a little dye in it and mark it up $1.50.
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
10922 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

Who thought this was a good idea


Apparently they retained the same marketing guy they had in 1977. This is very “of that era.”
This post was edited on 3/21/24 at 6:53 pm
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150706 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 7:16 pm to
I thought there was a theory out there that this was actually jizz and not milk. Something about the animal not being a female. Am I misremembering?
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
59825 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 8:24 pm to
This might be as bad as the SW-themed colognes.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66481 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

The stuff at Disney is horrible.


it’s a coconut milk slushy with some other fruit flavors. I thought it was pretty good but I can see where it wouldn’t be someone’s bag.
This post was edited on 3/22/24 at 2:23 am
Posted by metallica81788
NO
Member since Sep 2008
8439 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 10:49 pm to
The blue milk with tequila at Disney was good
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
24893 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 10:59 pm to
What type of tequila?
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21149 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

I thought there was a theory out there that this was actually jizz and not milk. Something about the animal not being a female. Am I misremembering?


I certainly hope so.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25711 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 11:48 pm to
Posted by rebelrouser
Columbia, SC
Member since Feb 2013
10604 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 8:34 am to
I'm actually shocked it is for cow's milk. Make it soy milk you cruel bastards! Cow's milk is murder!
Posted by VOR
Member since Apr 2009
63492 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 8:58 am to
That sounds horrible
and silly
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22729 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 11:56 am to
Low fat? I'm out.
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