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Best/Worst Shark in Shark Tank
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:02 pm
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:02 pm
Best: Mr Wonderful for sure. Not sure if I'd want to work for Kevin, but he's definitely the most entertaining of them and brutally honest where a lot of them try to play nice.
Worst: Barbara bar none. She says ridiculous shite why she drops out of deals that make no fricking sense, and she's as boring as watching paint dry. Plus she'll fluff up and lie to people with shitty ideas like the Sticky Note Holder just to spare their feelings rather than tell them the truth. At least Lori is moderately attractive to make up for it and doesn't say simply bizarre or untrue things.
If I had to rank them as a whole:
Kevin
Robert
Mark
Daymond
Lori
Barbara
What are yours.
Worst: Barbara bar none. She says ridiculous shite why she drops out of deals that make no fricking sense, and she's as boring as watching paint dry. Plus she'll fluff up and lie to people with shitty ideas like the Sticky Note Holder just to spare their feelings rather than tell them the truth. At least Lori is moderately attractive to make up for it and doesn't say simply bizarre or untrue things.
If I had to rank them as a whole:
Kevin
Robert
Mark
Daymond
Lori
Barbara
What are yours.
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Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:04 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
If I had to rank them as a whole:
Kevin
No
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:06 pm to Breesus
Don't get me wrong, if I had to invest with one of them, I'd go with Robert for sure on just a random project, but Kevin provides the most entertainment and brutality.
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:11 pm to OMLandshark
Can't rank them together, each has their own niche, some better than others. Depends on what you are trying to sell.
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:13 pm to peaster68
I'm just trying to think of anything that I would want Barbara as my first shark on.
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:26 pm to OMLandshark
Lori is by far the worst
Mark cubans the guy whose opinion id respect the most and try to pair with if I had a project on thete
Mark cubans the guy whose opinion id respect the most and try to pair with if I had a project on thete
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:33 pm to wildtigercat93
Aside from niche products or services where there may be an obvious shark, I'd want to pair up with Cuban most if I was in the Tank.
I've read before that he's closed more deals with contestants than all of the other Sharks combined. He's also worth more than all of the other Sharks.
Entertainment wise, Mr. Wonderful is probably #1.
I've read before that he's closed more deals with contestants than all of the other Sharks combined. He's also worth more than all of the other Sharks.
Entertainment wise, Mr. Wonderful is probably #1.
Posted on 6/16/17 at 9:06 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
Don't get me wrong, if I had to invest with one of them, I'd go with Robert for sure on just a random project, but Kevin provides the most entertainment and brutality.
They are all brutal. It's how they got where they are now.
Robert nearly had one of the most devious ploys:
Basically, he offered $4 million to buy this guy's nasal screen company plus 10% royalties for life. Seems dumb to turn it down, but one of the sharks had asked why not sell it to a pharmaceutical company who could make tons of money. He said the pharmaceutical companies wanted to buy it to shelve it. Why would they sell a product that would prevent allergies for pennies when it could impact the sales of their real allergy medicine?
Robert basically was going to flip the company. Buy it for $4 million, sell it to someone else for double or triple, and the product would never sell a single unit.
Posted on 6/16/17 at 9:18 pm to OMLandshark
Ashton Kutcher
Truthfully, end of the thread
Truthfully, end of the thread
Posted on 6/17/17 at 12:33 am to wildtigercat93
quote:
Mark cubans the guy whose opinion id respect the most
This
To see how quickly his business mind works and the advice he gives is awesome.
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:39 am to OMLandshark
Chris Sacca is the worst when he's on there. He mentions Uber at least 2-3 times every episode and just acts like an arrogant arse in general.
Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:12 am to OMLandshark
Kevin never seems to offer anything legit. But on rare occasions.
Mostly it's you sell your product for $2 and I get a $1.50 on every product in perpetuity until my kids discover oil in my backyard.
Mostly it's you sell your product for $2 and I get a $1.50 on every product in perpetuity until my kids discover oil in my backyard.
Posted on 6/17/17 at 7:20 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Kevin is a douche
Posted on 6/17/17 at 8:52 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
quote:
Kevin never seems to offer anything legit. But on rare occasions.
Kevin is also paid more than the other sharks to be the moderator. His job is to maintain the sanity while the rest of the sharks don't have that obligation.
Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:11 am to OMLandshark
I think you're undervaluing Daymond. I enjoy him a lot, and he seems the most deliberative. Rarely gets excited or angry. Just a chill guy that knows his stuff.
Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:16 am to OMLandshark
I lost respect for Robert when he started wearing eye liner.
Mark and Kevin ftw.
Mark and Kevin ftw.
Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:23 am to OMLandshark
Mark
Robert
Kevin
Lori
daymond
Barbara
Kevin never offers any real deals
Lori could be good if I had some QVC knick knack
Robert
Kevin
Lori
daymond
Barbara
Kevin never offers any real deals
Lori could be good if I had some QVC knick knack
This post was edited on 6/17/17 at 9:26 am
Posted on 6/17/17 at 12:48 pm to MusclesofBrussels
Mentions uber all the time.
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:54 pm to OMLandshark
would totally smash:
Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:26 pm to OMLandshark
Lori is number one Cuz dem titties.
Lori is bae.
Lori is bae.
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