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Best Quotes from Major League movies

Posted on 5/27/15 at 11:48 am
Posted by Gamecox20
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 5/27/15 at 11:48 am
Friends and I were discussing greatest quotes from ML1 and 2. We aren't talking about ML3 debacle. Think Bob Uecker had all the great quotes. Most underrated...

"Hiroshi 'Kamakazi' Tanaka, recently of the Tokyo Giants, knocked himself out cold for the second time this week. Maybe in Japan, that's better than actually catching the ball. Personally, I just think he's trying to get out of the line up."
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
43805 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 11:49 am to
Obligatory:

"Juuuust a bit outside."
Posted by Gamecox20
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2011
2046 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 11:58 am to
Are you saying Jesus Christ cannot hit a curveball?
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13544 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:03 pm to
I LOVE THIS shite! I MAY MOVE TO ENGLAND!
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22774 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:04 pm to
You may run like Hayes, but you hit like shite.

Great catch Hayes, don't ever fricking do it again.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:09 pm to
Dorn is 0 for the century against this guy, but he does have several foul tips.

Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4498 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:11 pm to
One goddamn hit?

You can't say "goddamn" on the air.

Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
Posted by TOKEN
Member since Feb 2014
11990 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:13 pm to
Doran when getting beamed in the 2nd ML.

Jake ask him to "lean into one"

Roger gets hit in the middle of the back "Jesus, God no"
This post was edited on 5/27/15 at 12:16 pm
Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
20985 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:13 pm to
"Oh sure, now you come around. He's not fooled."
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:20 pm to
Winner
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58046 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:23 pm to
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67027 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:27 pm to
It's too high, the ball is too high
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16459 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:36 pm to
"KY ball hit through the hole"

"Dynamite drop-in Donnie"
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

"Dynamite drop-in Donnie"


Monty

That broadcasting school sure has paid off.
Posted by RD Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
27297 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:40 pm to
Best Harry Doyle quotes

"Vaughn,a juvenile delinquent in the off-season"

"Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories including nose hair.When this guy
sneezes he looks like a party favor"
This post was edited on 5/27/15 at 10:01 pm
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7678 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:51 pm to
Not the Major League movies, but still good.

From Bull Durham

quote:

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12268 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:54 pm to
Harry Doyle: The post-game show is brought to you by...
[searches through his papers]
Harry Doyle: Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it.


Harry Doyle: [before the playoff game] Monty, anything to add?
Colorman: Ummm... no.
Harry Doyle: He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks!


Harry Doyle: So a tough loss for the Indians as Pedro Cerrano doubles off a pigeon and is tagged out while administering CPR before the tying run could score. Funny game ain't it Monty?
Monte: Well at least the bird survived.
Harry Doyle: Who cares? It's a rat with wings.


Rube Baker: Women: you can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up.


[Harry is drunk when he introduces the game]
Harry Doyle: Hello, Tribe fans, welcome to Major League Baseball... sort of. The attendance today is 14 hundred and 12. Most of them left after that 10 run inning the Red Sox put up. Take over Monty, I'm in the bag.
[head hits desk]
Monte: [as the outfielder catches the ball, the crowd is disappointed] Fly ball... Caught!
Posted by fleaux
section 0
Member since Aug 2012
8741 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:56 pm to
There's only one thing left to do
Posted by socrow
Covington,GA
Member since Sep 2012
828 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:57 pm to
if thats not shaquille o'neal in left that babys outta here
Posted by Gamecox20
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2011
2046 posts
Posted on 5/27/15 at 1:13 pm to
"He'll need a rocket up his arse to catch that one. That ball is outta here."
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