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Beer League

Posted on 7/16/16 at 10:44 pm
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22714 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 10:44 pm
Damn I love this movie...Artie at his peak and the best loser softball/baseball movie ever.
Anybody who's ever lived in New Jersey knows tons of these characters in the movie and is dead on with the whole Italian and Irish stereotypes.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
18947 posts
Posted on 7/16/16 at 11:15 pm to
I love it, too.

Former Gator/Buc Brad Culpepper's law partner reminds me of Mangenelli (sp?)

Can't help but think of the movie whenever I see his greasy arse in a commercial.
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35570 posts
Posted on 7/17/16 at 2:50 am to
So unfair, like pitching to a healthy Lou gehrig
Posted by nobigdeal69
baton rouge
Member since Nov 2009
2172 posts
Posted on 7/17/16 at 10:46 am to
One of my favorite movies that no one knows about
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 7/17/16 at 11:26 am to
Artie went off the rails not long after the movie
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36449 posts
Posted on 7/17/16 at 2:09 pm to
This is the best movie of all time.

Wait, did dirk just say he used to frick guys?
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10182 posts
Posted on 7/17/16 at 3:19 pm to
"Just concentrate, alright?"

'I'll be Hugh fricking Downs."

"Who?"

'He was the host of Concentration just blow me.'



"I blew off my daughter's ballet recital for this game."

'I've seen your daughter dance. She sucks.'

"No she doesn't."

'Yes she does.'

"Well, which one? Ballet or tap?"

'It all sucks.'

Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36449 posts
Posted on 7/17/16 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

'He was the host of Concentration just blow me.'



Maz: I'll have an egg-white omelet made with very little oil, dry wheat toast, and grapefruit juice.
Johnny Trinno: Oh my god, that's the gayest order I've ever heard.
Artie DeVanzo: You know, in Massachusetts, that order could legally marry a dude.
Maz: Alright, here it comes.
Johnny Trinno: You know, just placing an order like that would get you kicked out of the army.
Artie DeVanzo: You know, if you put a construction helmet on that order, it could join the Village People.
Rhonda: Would you guys knock it off so I can do my job?
Maz: Thank you.
Rhonda: Alright, Maz, that's an egg-white omelet, dry wheat toast, grapefruit juice.
Maz: That's right.
Rhonda: Do you want a side order of cock with that?
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22714 posts
Posted on 7/17/16 at 8:06 pm to
Who's never yelled "DeVanzo Shift!!" at their local softball game?
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36449 posts
Posted on 7/17/16 at 8:44 pm to
The best softball shite talking line ever is probably "I think you might be a lefty"
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24107 posts
Posted on 7/17/16 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

Artie at his peak


Lol. I love Artie. But he was out of his skull on heroin filming that movie. Severely addicted. That's why he eventually lost his shite.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22714 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 3:12 am to
I don't think Artie started heroin until 2007 I think he's said this in interviews before. Beer league was shot in 05 or 06.

"Well, do you know what they say about retards...

They have huge cocks and superhuman strength"
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26125 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 7:14 am to
Artie was on herion for a long time before 2007. He used to tell coke stories on the Stern show after 2006 about the 90's. I'm pretty sure he was doing it then as well.

He just finally lost it around 08-09.

This movie is awesome, but it makes me miss him on the show.
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 7:17 am to
Beer league sucked shite, it's fricking terrible. You know it. It went it 18 theaters, it made 250 grand. I could shite that out of my arse
Posted by Dave Worth
Metairie
Member since Dec 2003
1806 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 10:23 am to
Artie was in bad shape heading into the movie. He's talked about it since then. The movie was about to get canceled because he was missing a lot of stuff. He had a doctor help get him back on track so he could make it through the shoot. That was when he started taking Subutex.
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