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re: Week 26 of 52 of 2013 Golf Thread (Year Halfway Point!)

Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:26 am to
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:26 am to
Bring me a bologna on Bunny bread. Hold the mayo, bitch.

Posted by unbeWEAVEable
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:27 am to
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:29 am to
Half that sammich is yours. You earned it.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:41 am to
Anybody here care to guess the 2 worst things about golf?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:44 am to
Well, you can't forget to feed the cats...that's one.

Posted by BRgetthenet
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117720 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:47 am to
Well,......
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:49 am to
1) women
2) the mother fricker who brings them

Posted by threeputt
God's Country
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:49 am to


I'll hook you up
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:52 am to


Sat, Jakes and I were ahead of 4 lesbos I had met at the Zurich when we were rained in at the ACME tent. One was a lipstick lesbian, and clearly the woman. She remembered me, which made me think she may have needed some.

But I digress.

Those 4 broads did a pretty good job of keeping up pace. But since you're most likely talking about somebody's wife, aka a normal woman, this is a different issue all together.

Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:55 am to
From the last post in last weeks thread...my round yesterday:

MY God what a terrible round...

Shot 86, 33 putts and a good 5-6 additional poor chips/pitch shots.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35391 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:56 am to
I had probably the most annoying round I've ever had on Saturday. Should have stayed home
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:56 am to
I saw that. How'd you like the course?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:57 am to
quote:

I had probably the most annoying round I've ever had on Saturday. Should have stayed home


Same here,
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:58 am to
In great shape. Greens were a bit slow and hard to read. The pins were in some very tricky spots on about 10-12 of the holes.
Posted by CBandits82
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 9:00 am to
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But hey, TIGER'S BACK!




Torrey Pines on Wednesday

Posted by Jakesonaplane
Denver
Member since Nov 2010
7129 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 9:01 am to
Those lap lickers were crushing the ball off the tee. I can't believe it took me 9 holes to figure out they were lesbos. No normal chicks hit the ball that far
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35391 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 9:02 am to
quote:

Same here


Here's the whole story. Went play with my family (all hackers worse than I, and I usually play up or down to who I'm playing with) so I wasn't expecting much out of my round. The course we played is a ranch but for some reason decided to punch their fw's and tees. The fairways were 2-3 inches long in some spots, and on top of that the course got pounded with rain the night before, so you got no roll with the muddy plugs and long grass everywhere. Every ball was basically a mud ball, but there was no point in playing LCP. My bag fell off the cart into mud twice (never had a bag fall off before), and the guy who runs the place acted like he did us a favor by giving us $1.50 off the green fee because of the fairways.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 9:04 am to
I'm gonna hit my R11 in the tournament this weekend.

I thought I was done with Taylormade woods, but I may just DWI.

Jakes has a 43.75 inch shaft on his R11. I hit that the second half of my shitty round Saturday a.m.

We're all allowed a couple of those each year though, right?



fml
Posted by Guzzlingil
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2003
2010 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 9:05 am to
@ Thib-a-doe...

what course....?
Posted by Shankopotomus
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 9:05 am to
quote:

giving us $1.50 off the green fee


what is the name of this ranch? holy crap
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