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TT9
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges


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Hazelnut
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges
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kicking the frick out of some dude.

When I saw this in the quote, I automatically knew it was from deadspin


Jamohn
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges
frickin awesome comment:

quote:

Man: "Hey, it's Scottie Pippen! I should politely ask him for an autograph after dessert."

Man: [eats restaurant's specialty, a frozen banana]

Man: [decides to order another because it was so good]

Man: [orders] Man: "Might as well go ask him while I'm waiting."

Man: [walks over to Scottie Pippen]

Man: "Excuse me, Mr. Pippen. Could I trouble you for an autograph? I was always a big fan of yours."

Pippen: "No- [starts to say "problem", but is cut off]

Waiter: "I'm sorry, sir. The kitchen says we're out of that dessert.

Man: "Ah, who needs a second banana, anyway?"

Pippen: [beats shite out of Man] Today 4:41pm


Bags of Milk
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges
No Tippin' Pippen gets in a Lickin'


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Kcrad
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges
Pippen should use the wasabi defense.


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Interception
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges
I can't put into words how big Pippens' nose is in person. Tucan Sam

ETA: A fricking beak
This post was edited on 6/24 at 9:07 pm


Kcrad
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges
He looks like an alien.


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Dylan
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Member since May 2009
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges
Lets see if he gets the JJ hate. He will still be defended and more liked than Lebron James is what I don't understand. Really though, who messes with a former professional athlete who is probably around 6'8 260.


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beatbammer
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges


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FoulBalls
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges
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Bosh would have beat the dude too, just on the dick.


Beat his dick off?

21 Jump St., first thing that came to mind.


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SpartyGator
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges
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GOATTPOS




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Weaver
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges
Hot arse wife. Pippen hanging round rodman too long.


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20MuleTeam
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Member since Sep 2012
3000 posts

re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges
Was it his boyfriend?


Weebie
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Member since Dec 2012
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges
It was probably the waiter that waited on him. Scottie is a notorious cheap skate and is known worldwide in the service industry as "No Tippin' Pippen".


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craigbiggio
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Member since Dec 2009
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges
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Message Posted by 20MuleTeam Was it his boyfriend?


nah i think Scottie likes lots of soy sauce


boXerrumble
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Member since Sep 2011
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges
Update to this thread:

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The former Chicago Bulls standout visited a sheriff’s station voluntarily after he was named as a suspect in a Sunday evening altercation at Nobu, a trendy beachside eatery.

Investigators said a violent argument broke out after an autograph-seeker took photos of Pippen, 47, and his family. The unidentified man was later taken to a hospital with a head injury, investigators said.

But a source said Pippen was the real victim. The fan started the tussle, spit on the ex-athlete and screamed the called him the N-word, the source said, adding that Pippen was holding his 4-year-old daughter at the time.

“Can you imagine, you’re out to dinner with your wife, your four kids and your mother-in-law, and someone calls you the N-word and starts to get physical?” the source said, calling the alleged victim’s story a “crock.”


LINK


TheCaterpillar
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges
Damn, if thats true he's lucky Pippen didn't beat him to death. Spit on him and called him a N***** in front of his small kids while he was holding his 4 year old? Yikes


SlowFlowPro
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges
what kind of complete r-tard would call a 6-8 former super athlete the n-word? it defies comprehension


dukke v
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re: Scottie Pippen arrested on felony assault charges
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what kind of complete r-tard would call a 6-8 former super athlete the n-word? it defies comprehension


:kige:


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