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re: Our boy Russillo arrested in Jackson Hole for criminal entry UPDATE: naked & intoxicated

Posted on 8/23/17 at 2:34 pm to
Posted by eyepooted
Member since Jul 2010
5717 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 2:34 pm to
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he got mountain drunk. A few beers up there will catch up to us coastal people.


False. I go to Colorado annually and I can drink the same.
Posted by BUGAtGOAT
Munroe
Member since Oct 2015
1826 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 2:39 pm to
lol so RR got piss drunk and stumbled into a random house?

MY MAN!
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20535 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 2:39 pm to
lol, why would they arrest him for that? I can see calling the police, but seems odd they'd arrest you for it. He probably went to wrong building or something. Went to the wrong floor potentially.

I had a buddy do this on New Years a couple years ago, like 4am we had security knocking on our door and they said they found him trying to go through the sliding door on the balcony in the wrong building. Dumb mistake, but potentially easy to make when drunk.

If this was a family vacation though, seems an odd place for RR to get that hammered.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
71277 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 2:41 pm to
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lol, why would they arrest him for that?


Seriously?
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145256 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 2:43 pm to
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lol, why would they arrest him for that
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
116326 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 2:47 pm to
This happened to a buddy of mine.

The people put a blanket on him on the couch when they discovered him there. When he woke up the next morning they laughed and said "It happens".
This post was edited on 8/23/17 at 2:48 pm
Posted by PurpleGoldTiger
Thibodaux, LA
Member since Mar 2010
4009 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 2:48 pm to
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lol, why would they arrest him for that?

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“He couldn’t coherently answer any questions,” Schultz said

I'd guess it has something to do with this.
This post was edited on 8/23/17 at 2:49 pm
Posted by Fus0623
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
88899 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 2:52 pm to
HOLEEY frick. That's why Will Cain has been going solo. And I was wonder why Tyen didn't say anything on the Kyrie deal last night on Twitter
Posted by 1999
Where I be
Member since Oct 2009
29176 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 2:52 pm to
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UPDATE, 1:41 p.m.: According to a probable cause affidavit obtained by the Jackson Hole News&Guide this afternoon, Ryen Russillo was found naked in a stranger’s condo around 3:30 a.m. Wednesday. “Officers found the defendant, later identified as Ryen August Russillo, lying on the bed in the south bedroom naked except for his pants around his ankles,” the probable cause affidavit states. A condo resident told police he heard someone come in and assumed it was a family member but a few moments later Russillo walked in the bedroom with his pants half down. “He was obviously intoxicated and the only thing he said was that he was getting his stuff,” records state.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
71277 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 2:53 pm to
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That's why Will Cain has been going solo.


No, Russillo was off this week on vacation.

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. And I was wonder why Tyen didn't say anything on the Kyrie deal last night on Twitter



He did say something about the trade on Twitter.
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
44150 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 2:56 pm to
its always funnier when nudity is involved
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7351 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 2:59 pm to
I like the guy, and think he'll be OK with ESPN. He'll have to issue a public apology and there may be a trip to rehab. To be frank, if you're 42 and getting blackout drunk by yourself, you may have a problem.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158783 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 3:16 pm to
Thought this was America
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
116326 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 3:19 pm to
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Ryen Russillo was found naked in a stranger’s condo around 3:30 a.m. Wednesday. “Officers found the defendant, later identified as Ryen August Russillo, lying on the bed in the south bedroom naked except for his pants around his ankles


Jesus, fricking Nazis. Who hasn't done this?
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77649 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 3:20 pm to
:raiseshand:
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 3:39 pm to
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Not a huge deal, but at his age he needs to not be getting that shitfaced without at least one sober buddy

These comments are getting downvoted cause it's RR but it's true. It's okay to like someone and also say it's time to grow up. I like Russillo but this is something you expect from college students.
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 3:41 pm to
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This happened to a buddy of mine. 

The people put a blanket on him on the couch when they discovered him there. When he woke up the next morning they laughed and said "It happens".

Your friend was probably in his 20's. A little different when it's a 42 year old naked man that can't coherently respond.
Posted by Tigerfan19
Member since Mar 2004
2125 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 3:51 pm to
He was tweeting about the trade last night must have good spell ck bc his spelling was great.
If i was that hammered I promised some misspelled words would be a flowing
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36500 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 3:55 pm to
Lol oh wow at that update. 42 and still getting obliterated like that? Smfh, get it together bruh.
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
6770 posts
Posted on 8/23/17 at 3:59 pm to
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criminal entry


Properly rated

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UPDATE: naked & intoxicated


This is now an underrated arrest. He must have been shite-housed
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