Started By
Message

re: J.J. Watt: I'm trying to find a girlfriend

Posted on 9/16/15 at 4:22 pm to
Posted by skullhawk
My house
Member since Nov 2007
23030 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 4:22 pm to
the ramblings of a gay man

Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51659 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

He isn't the most attractive guy and his personality is awful. He's a dumb, meat head jock.



JJ Watt is the Gronk that has cable.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112312 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 4:29 pm to
Think you have that backwards
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21839 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

The guy probably had zero game and no time.

And he wants to take it slow.

And he's a virgin
Posted by UncleBlazer
Member since Jan 2013
3333 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 4:38 pm to
Tim Tebow is a match made in heaven(pun intended)
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51659 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 4:38 pm to
No Gronk is cool and has game. Watt doesn't
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64197 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 4:53 pm to
Hope the poor girl can deal with cooking in only 3 kitchens in a "minimalist" log cabin.
Posted by NGATiger
Member since Dec 2013
3044 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 5:51 pm to
JJ Watt is such a tool
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 6:04 pm to
If he actually is gay then his courage award compared to Michael Sam's would be like comparing a legit Nobel Peace Prize winner's award to obama's.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112312 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

No Gronk is cool and has game. Watt doesn't


Which is why Gronk would be the one who has cable
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 7:38 pm to
He'll be out of a the league if he keeps on w/ Caroline Wozniaki. She's a man killer.
Posted by chesty
Flap City C.C.
Member since Oct 2012
12731 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 7:39 pm to
Good for him, gotta make sure he doesn't end up with some cleat chasing Hussy
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9857 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 7:39 pm to
He should go on jjdate.com
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51659 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

Which is why Gronk would be the one who has cable


No the cool guys have direct tv. The losers have cable. Come on man.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

He's gay.

All the hgh and steroids seem to have that effect.
Posted by easy money
Member since Feb 2005
14420 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:12 pm to
Just find someone to bang at least. Gronk, show him the ropes.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260351 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:28 pm to
Probably ASexual. Some high achievers fall into this category
Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 12:07 am to
Is Sam available?
Posted by The Lou
Member since Oct 2007
2667 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 12:07 am to
JJ is the definition of meathead
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:25 am to
quote:



Wakes up at 345am and goes to bed at 7.




That sounds perfect. Sign me up. I don't have to change my life one bit. I'd be home by the time he wakes up.

ETA:

I'll probably have to change my sig from my TCU board, though.

This post was edited on 9/17/15 at 1:34 am
first pageprev pagePage 3 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram