How many sofas will die in Ohio tonight?

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How many sofas will die in Ohio on Sunday night?

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And Police cars and street lghts and Businesses... Etc,,,,

Cleveland burns rivers, not furniture.

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Cleveland burns rivers, not furniture.

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It was a lake, not a river.

And Cleveland didn't burn that. It just burned on its own accord.

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Incorrect. The Cuyahoga River caught fire in 1969.

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I always thought it was a river but some Ohio bro corrected me recently and said it was the lake.

I probably shouldn't listen to Ohio.

Great Lakes makes a beer called the Burning River because of the river catching fire. It's actually a good IPA

I explained myself.

Never go full Ohio.

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So Cleveland is so bad that rivers spontaneously catch on fire

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It's caught fire at least 13 times. It's so polluted that no fish live in the river between Cleveland and Akron.

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I don't want to know what would happen if Cleveland loses on a buzzer beater.

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Isn't fricking up Cleveland like fricking up the French quarter? Only the locals can tell the difference.

It has begun