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re: Derrick Rose's testimony in his rape trial has been comedic gold

Posted on 10/11/16 at 4:20 pm to
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 4:20 pm to
damn who were the other 2 that the girl chose them over the MVP
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13544 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 4:22 pm to
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damn who were the other 2 that the girl chose them over the MVP

The real MVPenises?
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14054 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

"I went third," Rose said.


he was eating that sloppy mess up.

those other 2 dudes should ask Rose what their penises taste like, he would know.
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8764 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 4:28 pm to
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I had no idea he was this stupid


You didn't?

Ever take a look at his SAT score?

Posted by Bleus
Northern Virginia,DC
Member since Sep 2016
714 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 4:41 pm to
This whole fiasco sounds sketchy
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5555 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 4:57 pm to
Rose: "To tell you the truth i thought she was going to claim rape. it looked like a set up...I knew something was up" Julia Marsh (@juliakmarsh)
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155590 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 5:50 pm to
In college they told us not only to flush but tie it up first

Still funny to picture those guys sitting thru that at the symposium
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80228 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 6:31 pm to
Homegirl sounds sketchy as frick.

Rose is too dumb to be embarrassed at all of this. I wonder if Adidas drops him regardless of the outcome.

Can't wait til the pictures of this girl come out after all of this.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38761 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 6:50 pm to
not really a news flash but derrick rose is borderline cognitively disabled
in other words...not too bright
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
12715 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 7:01 pm to
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Rose also said that he was taught in NBA rookies camp to flush condoms down the toilet when he had sex.


Yea flushing condoms is a terrible idea. It'll clog your plumbing and in my shitty case reemerge when your parents unclog it.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 7:08 pm to
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I had no idea he was this stupid



How could you not? He was too dumb to get a 17 on the ACT his HS coach had to get another kid to take the test for him just so he could barely get eligible to attend Memphis for one semester.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38761 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 7:26 pm to
nobody involved is a Mensa candidate evidently
there's a text from her that nite to him that roughly translated alludes to the fact that the friend who supposedly was fearful for doe's safety was actually mad at her for bringing her to the party to sex up rose and got turned down

I want to give her the benefit of the doubt but this really does sound like stupid people rutting in mud
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36319 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 7:39 pm to
frick them hoes, D. Rose.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83462 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 8:59 pm to
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You didn't?

Ever take a look at his SAT score?
I didn't know about the SAT stuff.

How the hell did this guy become a media darling?
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83462 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 9:01 pm to
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Can't wait til the pictures of this girl come out after all of this.
After how beautiful he said she is, I hope she's a troll
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38761 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 7:39 am to
rose's posse member testified yesterday that rose "has trouble remembering things" and that his job (paid for by adidas) is to keep rose "on point"...

he says he tapped the accuser out in the middle of the party, rose came over to watch and she gave rose a hummer while still working the buddy. This is before she went home

Evidently running trains with his posse is rose's thing
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30614 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 10:05 am to
At this point I would be shocked if Derrick Rose had math and reading skills equivalent to a 5th grader.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32494 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 10:08 am to
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McCoy drew out inconsistencies in Rose's testimony. Rose chalked up the discrepancies to being blinded by the accuser's beauty.

This is my favorite
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:27 pm to
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
33939 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:30 pm to
The police say they were able to identify a photo of the shooter.

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