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Derrick Rose's testimony in his rape trial has been comedic gold
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:26 pm
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Julia Marsh ?@juliakmarsh 3h3 hours ago
Rose got fouled up when asked about the color of the vibrator. "What color was the vibrator," McCoy asked. He said Fri. he was color blind
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Julia Marsh ?@juliakmarsh 3h3 hours ago
"I thought you told the jury on Friday you were color blind?" "I'm brown and red color blind. I know pink when I see it," Rose answered.
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Julia Marsh ?@juliakmarsh 3h3 hours ago
Rose also testified that the accuser told the three men to come into her bedroom "one at a time." "I went third," Rose said.
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Julia Marsh ?@juliakmarsh 3h3 hours ago
McCoy drew out inconsistencies in Rose's testimony. Rose chalked up the discrepancies to being blinded by the accuser's beauty.
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Julia Marsh ?@juliakmarsh 3h3 hours ago
"I was jut more caught up with her beauty when I entered the room to be honest," he said.
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Julia Marsh ?@juliakmarsh 3h3 hours ago
"I walked over to the bed. She grabbed me, started playing w my penis a little bit. Of course I got hard," he said flatly cont. play x play
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Julia Marsh ?@juliakmarsh 3h3 hours ago
Asked how long the sex lasted Rose answered, "I don't remember. I mean who times when they have sex?"
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Julia Marsh ?@juliakmarsh 3h3 hours ago
Rose also said that he was taught in NBA rookies camp to flush condoms down the toilet when he had sex.
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Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:27 pm to Bench McElroy
Did he injure himself on the stand?
I mean perjure
I mean perjure
This post was edited on 10/11/16 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:29 pm to Bench McElroy
It's funny and not funny at the same time. Those are some pretty cavalier answers to give in a trial to determine your freedom (or is this a civil case?)
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:31 pm to Bench McElroy
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Rose also said that he was taught in NBA rookies camp to flush condoms down the toilet when he had sex.
Professionals.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:31 pm to Bench McElroy
Rape trials are just hilarious
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:31 pm to Bench McElroy
at least he doesnt talk like TRump in the locker room
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:33 pm to Tiger in NY
Civil case, he's going to have to pony up a shite ton of money.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:34 pm to Tiger in NY
I had no idea he was this stupid
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:35 pm to BCMCubs
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:35 pm to TheWalrus
quote:Doesn't appear that way from reading the twitter updates.
Civil case, he's going to have to pony up a shite ton of money.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:36 pm to ReauxlTide222
He couldn't make the minimum on the ACT on his own. That didn't tip you off?
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:36 pm to ReauxlTide222
quote:Seriously?
I had no idea he was this stupid
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:40 pm to PearlJam
Honestly, I haven't been following the case, so you're probably right then. I just figured it wasn't going well and with a preponderance of the evidence standard, he was screwed.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:40 pm to Bench McElroy
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ago Rose also said that he was taught in NBA rookies camp to flush condoms down the toilet when he had sex.
#knowledge
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:42 pm to Bench McElroy
quote:learn something new everyday
Rose also said that he was taught in NBA rookies camp to flush condoms down the toilet when he had sex
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:43 pm to OneMoreTime
Just thought he was quiet and shy in interviews. Didn't realize he came off like that because he's a moron
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:50 pm to WestCoastAg
#lockerroomtalk
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:56 pm to Bench McElroy
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I mean who times when they have sex?"
Amen brotha.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 4:06 pm to Bench McElroy
quote:That's the smartest thing he said. No way you leave condoms laying around these bitches so they could impregnate themselves.
flush condoms down the toilet when he had sex.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 4:15 pm to Bench McElroy
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Rose also testified that the accuser told the three men to come into her bedroom "one at a time." "I went third," Rose said.
smart man
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