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Denard Robinson drove his Impala into a pond

Posted on 7/5/16 at 10:44 pm
Posted by craigbiggio
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Posted on 7/5/16 at 10:44 pm
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The driver’s side of the car was submerged in the pond, so the officer approached the passenger side and knocked on the window to wake the two up, according to the report. The report said Robinson then “opened his eyes and then went back to sleep.”


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The officer continued to knock on the window until the passenger, 29-year-old Marissa O. Staples of Cincinnati, said “what’s up,” according to the report. The officer explained the car was in a pond and they needed to get out. Staples attempted to roll the window back up but the officer was able to reach in and unlock the door, according to the report. Staples had to be pulled from the car because she refused to exit, according to the report, and Robinson was asleep the whole time.


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authorities determined he was not impaired and should not face a DUI charge, according to the report.
This post was edited on 7/5/16 at 10:49 pm
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 7/5/16 at 10:46 pm to
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Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17911 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 10:49 pm to
No investigation, nothing. frick JSO. Put countless lives at risk and it slides by. How does blackmon not get these type of breaks??? A guy I went to h.s. with did the same thing the next night, a few miles away... dead.
This post was edited on 7/5/16 at 11:15 pm
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 10:52 pm to
Florida.....shocker!!!!

If I was on the Jags I'd try to drown my sorrows too
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14561 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 10:56 pm to
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Staples had to be pulled from the car because she refused to exit,

Sounds like the world would be a better place if she had just stayed in the car
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
28724 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 10:57 pm to
Why, because she was wasted and didn't know what was going on?
Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
Member since Mar 2009
27874 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 10:57 pm to
Posted by NOLA Bronco
Member since Dec 2014
1898 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 10:58 pm to
It's fricking hot out there. Sometimes a man just needs to cool off a little bit.
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
33939 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 11:01 pm to
Drove my Chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die."
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
56295 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 11:26 pm to
So he was just sleepy?!?! He's lucky he didn't kill anyone
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 7/5/16 at 11:46 pm to
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29-year-old Marissa O. Staples of Cincinnati, said “what’s up,” according to the report. The officer explained the car was in a pond and they needed to get out


This prose is so awesome
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 11:49 pm to
well he never was that accurate
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38543 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 12:05 am to
There was no intent for Denard to drive his Impala into the retention pond. No reasonable prosecutor would take this case, so no reason to suspect driving while under the influence.

This post was edited on 7/6/16 at 12:05 am
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 12:16 am to
Posted by GoldenBoy
Winning!
Member since Nov 2004
42010 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 12:25 am to
Denard Robinson has always been a fluid athlete.

I expected him to make a splash this year.

Sometimes it helps when you have a running back that is also a deep threat.
Posted by BASED
yamamma the OG
Member since May 2012
3354 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 12:37 am to
Had to have been barred tf out right??
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36113 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 12:37 am to
anyone else shocked by this story? especially the part where a pro athlete with money was driving an impala?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66928 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 12:47 am to
He missed hitting the pond by a shoestring.
This post was edited on 7/6/16 at 12:48 am
Posted by GoldenBoy
Winning!
Member since Nov 2004
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Posted on 7/6/16 at 1:12 am to
Who downvoted my post?
Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
Member since Mar 2009
27874 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 10:24 am to
Asking that is a great way to make sure people who didn't originally down vote it take the time to go back and do so.
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