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re: Deadspin: Manti Te'o Dead Girlfriend Story a Hoax (now with drug dealers!)

Posted on 1/24/13 at 7:44 am to
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 7:44 am to
Awesome sketch
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 7:49 am to
I can't wait for Ronaiah to start giving interviews and doing his falsetto woman's voice that Manti was jerking off to every night.
Posted by Choupique19
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Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 8:27 am to
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Talkin' it up!
On The Barry Gibb Talk Show
Talkin' about issues
Talkin' about real important issues.


Everytime in normal day life that I answer "no, I don't", I use the Justin Timberlake impression of Robin Gibb. I even look down and just mumble, "No, no I don't."
Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 9:01 am to
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Hoax mastermind Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, posing as the mysterious Lennay Kekua, was the falsetto voice on the other end of the all-night phone calls with the Notre Dame star, the scammer’s lawyer said.


This has to be a joke, right? I mean the dude didn't slip up one time? And Teo didn't get suspicious when the brother, mother, father, and Lennay sounded earliy similar?

I have a bridge in San Fransisco to sell this kid.
Posted by 1999
Where I be
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 9:03 am to
it's all too real. sounds like a wayans brother movie to me.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 9:06 am to
virtual tummysticks... you just messed my day up man.
Posted by ProjectP2294
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Member since May 2007
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 9:10 am to
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This has to be a joke, right? I mean the dude didn't slip up one time? And Teo didn't get suspicious when the brother, mother, father, and Lennay sounded earliy similar?


To believe this is to still believe that Teo was innocent in this whole thing. Severely retarded, but innocent.
Posted by Jon Bovi
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 9:17 am to
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Te'o had phone sex with a dude


He's not hetero so it's not surprising
Posted by Dr. 3
Member since Mar 2005
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 9:26 am to
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"This wasn't a prank to make fun," Grimes said, according to the newspaper. "It was establishing a communication with someone. ... It was a person with a troubled existence trying to reach out and communicate and have a relationship."


"Come on, Hollywood does it all the time," Grimes said of his client pretending to be a woman. "People can do that."


Wow...who is this a-hole?
Posted by Rittdog
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 9:38 am to
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Why does everyone ignore that Reagan Mauia said right from day one that he met a woman claiming to be this girl? And he says he met her through Ronaiah Tuiasosopo.

Plus, everyone who has come forward to say Tuiasosopo confessed to them has said that he mentioned two others being involved, including a female cousin.

If Tuiasosopo had a relative or relatives helping him out, he could be easily saying “No, it all was me” to avoid humilating family that he pulled into his screwed up little world.
Posted by jimithing11
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Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 10:02 am to
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Hoax mastermind Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, posing as the mysterious Lennay Kekua, was the falsetto voice on the other end of the all-night phone calls with the Notre Dame star, the scammer’s lawyer said.



Right.

And I'm Whoppi Goldberg actually
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 10:04 am to
If you are a GM in the NFL, are you gonna draft a MLB that is that gullible?
Posted by jimithing11
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Member since Mar 2011
22472 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 10:05 am to
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If you are a GM in the NFL, are you gonna draft a MLB that is that gullible?



Probably so and then I'd hire Ronaniah as his publicist
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 10:07 am to
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@BurritoBrosShit: Lennay Kekua probably sounds like Mr. Macintosh from Blank Check.
Posted by SouljaBreauxTellEm
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 10:10 am to
Posted by Pierre
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 10:22 am to
I haven't followed this shite show of a story. Is the whole story known yet? If so, can someone give me cliffs of what really happened? Just facts, please. If not, wake me when it's over.
Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22472 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 10:31 am to
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can someone give me cliffs of what really happened?


Do you have an hour of your life to spare?
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58654 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 10:33 am to
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To believe this is to still believe that Teo was innocent in this whole thing. Severely retarded, but innocent.


This. I understand the spin involved and the need to protect Te'o, but if people are really still believing that Te'o had nothing to do with this, they are the ones being gullible.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 10:40 am to
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To believe this is to still believe that Teo was innocent in this whole thing. Severely retarded, but innocent.


A thousand times this.
Posted by Enfuego
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Member since Mar 2009
9882 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 11:45 am to
Any Seinfeld fan following this story should know that some dudes could easily pass as a woman over the phone.

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