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re: Annual thread- How bad would the best high school boys basketball team beat UCONN women?

Posted on 3/25/17 at 6:49 pm to
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 3/25/17 at 6:49 pm to
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Dude come on.

The boys would win 286 - 9

In the hypothetical, if you're taking the best boys team in the nation and telling them to go all out 100% every play the entire game, I don't think UCONN could even score 9 points. And yes, I mean that seriously.

If they went full court press and trapping, UCONN would struggle to get the ball past half court every single possession, much less trying to actually score.
Posted by TouchedTheAxeIn82
near the Apple spaceship
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Posted on 3/25/17 at 7:04 pm to
I have no idea because I never watch women play basketball.
Posted by DrSteveBrule
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
12006 posts
Posted on 3/25/17 at 7:09 pm to
Middle of the road high school boys teams in louisiana would fricking destroy uconn. They don't even play with the same ball. The only way the women could even keep it close is if they took charges like Champs and caused players to foul out.
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17438 posts
Posted on 3/25/17 at 8:40 pm to
Yea. My 9 points were from the refs sending the ladies to the line
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18752 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 1:28 am to
How would a good HS boys team do against a WNBA All Stars team?

The gals might sell some tickets for that contest.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47734 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 5:30 am to
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Considering the UConn women are the best collection of players from every high school and they would be going up against the best high school boys team, Yes


Not a chance in hell. The LSU REC champion would destroy them.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64183 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:23 am to
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Considering the UConn women are the best collection of players from every high school and they would be going up against the best high school boys team, Yes


Holy shite
Posted by YeahYeah
Member since Jun 2016
2181 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:13 am to
Scotlandville would beat UCONN girls by 25.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:34 am to
same as the best 18 yr old state champs of Florida or California (e large population warm climate states) boys tennis player would do vs top 25 women in the world.

boys win 98% of the time. faster. much bigger hitter. more athletic.
Think Agassi and McEnroe when they were pups in the tennis school in Florida.

Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:35 am to
I'd take them by even more. Uconn has the same chance w woman has of beating an Oklahoma running back in a fight
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:06 pm to
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Considering the UConn women are the best collection of players from every high school and they would be going up against the best high school boys team, Yes


Hey, which player on UConn women's team is going to stop this at the rim?




How about this? Who is gonna block this?


Who is gonna score inside when players can get above the rim?



Do you really think these girls:


Can beat Oak Hill?


Oak Hill has 4 players 6'9" and over, including a 6'11" center. They don't have a single player below 6'2".

UConn's tallest player is their 6'5" center. They have 5 players between 5'5" and 5'11".

UConn only has 3 players taller than Oak Hill's shortest player.




A team like Oak Hill is way taller, stronger, faster, and are more talented basketball players on top of that.

Oak Hill would absolutely destroy UConn's women's team.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110818 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

same as the best 18 yr old state champs of Florida or California (e large population warm climate states) boys tennis player would do vs top 25 women in the world.
quote:

boys win 98% of the time.
Not quite the same because the hoops team would win 100% of the time. There is no chance they'd lose. There's a better chance UCONN does not score a single point(if the boys actually go all out all game) than UCONN has to beat them.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110818 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:13 pm to
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Oak Hill would absolutely destroy UConn's women's team.
Oak Hill would score in the 100s, and UCONN would score less than 10...literally.
Posted by TheXman
Middle America
Member since Feb 2017
2975 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:25 pm to
The best U15 team in the country would beat the Uconn women by 15 points.

The athleticism just can't be matched, it's not about skill. They would just wear the women down on the boards.
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
103600 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:47 pm to
How would UConn's women's backups do against the worst HS boys team in the country if the HS team could only use four players?
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47554 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 12:52 pm to
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Scotlandville would beat UCONN girls by 25.
you're being kind to UConn...
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

he best U15 team in the country would beat the Uconn women by 15 points.

The athleticism just can't be matched, it's not about skill. They would just wear the women down on the boards.


and they would press all over the floor. the press would be the difference.
UConn would not get 20 good looks all game.
We are now fielding the ALL USA u-15 team. not fair. we started out with a team.



Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
10940 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 3:02 pm to
I think a 9th grade boys team would be a better game.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35477 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 3:08 pm to
Again, the basketball is 1 inch smaller in womens...even more at the H.S. and college level I believe.

So because women can't play with a men's ball worth a damn...guys get to play with a ball in a hypothetical game...that at least psychologically, feels like its going to go in every time.

It's like those kid playgrounds...with 8 foot rims.

That's what it is like shooting a girls ball. It would be like a nerf game/Slam Ball...the womens ball feels so tiny in your hands...every guy on the planet can palm it.
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 3:10 pm to
Probably as bad as Bama would beat the Browns
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