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Alright Punks!!! The Truth about REAL MEN?
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:51 am
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:51 am
They shave their legs:
The Hulk
El Pistolero (the pistol)
Der Kaiser
Balaverde (green bullet)
Der Jensie
The Tasmanian Devil
Le Blaireau (the badger)
Le Americain
And the GOAT hardest hardman ever to turn a crank on the motherfricking planet, our hardman who art in Belgium:
The Cannibal
The Hulk
El Pistolero (the pistol)
Der Kaiser
Balaverde (green bullet)
Der Jensie
The Tasmanian Devil
Le Blaireau (the badger)
Le Americain
And the GOAT hardest hardman ever to turn a crank on the motherfricking planet, our hardman who art in Belgium:
The Cannibal
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Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:53 am to KaiserSoze99
ok
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:55 am to KaiserSoze99
I like to ride my bike too.. Don't feel the need to shave my legs. I'll leave that too Aggies fans
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:55 am to KaiserSoze99
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Texas A&M Fan
quote:
MEN
sounds about right.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:56 am to KaiserSoze99
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My legs are silky smooth and frickING AWESOME!!!
it's been proven, sitting on a bicycle seat for long periods of time is really really bad for sperm production. but that's probably not a concern to folks to wear tights and shave their legs as a hobby.
This post was edited on 9/29/16 at 10:02 am
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:57 am to deathvalleyfreak43
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I like to ride my bike too.. Don't feel the need to shave my legs. I'll leave that too Aggies fans
My legs are silky smooth and frickING AWESOME!!!
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:58 am to KaiserSoze99
quote:Are you a woman?
My legs are silky smooth and frickING AWESOME!!!
Posted on 9/29/16 at 9:59 am to deathvalleyfreak43
...and, by the way.
Should we Aggy and Corndogs organize a 75(ish) mile ride on Thanksgiving week (20mph pace)?
Should we Aggy and Corndogs organize a 75(ish) mile ride on Thanksgiving week (20mph pace)?
Posted on 9/29/16 at 10:14 am to KaiserSoze99
Posted on 9/29/16 at 10:20 am to KaiserSoze99
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My legs are silky smooth and frickING AWESOME!!!
So do you shave to mid-thigh and let your arse hair go wild? It's like a fur-speedo.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 10:21 am to Tigerbait337
Are their any LSU fans who enjoy cycling? Surely, somebody in purple and gold loves the sport?
Posted on 9/29/16 at 10:22 am to Rhino5
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So do you shave to mid-thigh and let your arse hair go wild? It's like a fur-speedo.
It's like you know about this or something.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 10:27 am to Rhino5
I also have really weird tan lines.
You get lots of sun putting in 200 miles a week during the summer. I have a sharp line about 3 inches above my knees and about 4 inches above my elbows.
It looks stupid.
You get lots of sun putting in 200 miles a week during the summer. I have a sharp line about 3 inches above my knees and about 4 inches above my elbows.
It looks stupid.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 10:27 am to KaiserSoze99
Just thinking it through, and probably wouldn't be a good look for me.
I'm a runner, so I'll pass on the biking
I'm a runner, so I'll pass on the biking
Posted on 9/29/16 at 10:30 am to KaiserSoze99
Tell me- when you realized you were gay, did you tell your family immediately or did you hold it in for a few years?
Posted on 9/29/16 at 10:31 am to KaiserSoze99
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I have a sharp line in the middle of my crotch
FIFY.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 10:37 am to KaiserSoze99
On a serious note, are you one of those biking queers that wear the whole ridiculous get up? I run about 40 miles a week but do own a bike as well. And when I do ride it, I don't feel the need to stuff myself in a loud, tacky-as-hell spandex shirt and micro shorts. I ride in athletic shorts and a breathable top.
I live in the northwest and the roads are full of fat, out of shape people everywhere looking like retarded as they go on their 20 minute bike ride with fat rolled cottage cheese spilling out of their spandex. What the hell is that all about? And before you start in on this whole "it's so we can stay aerodynamic and stuff", spare me. You're out on a Sunday afternoon, you're 60 pounds overweight and you're not racing in the Tour de France.
I live in the northwest and the roads are full of fat, out of shape people everywhere looking like retarded as they go on their 20 minute bike ride with fat rolled cottage cheese spilling out of their spandex. What the hell is that all about? And before you start in on this whole "it's so we can stay aerodynamic and stuff", spare me. You're out on a Sunday afternoon, you're 60 pounds overweight and you're not racing in the Tour de France.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 10:42 am to ClientNumber9
i love passing those pansies with my mountain bike on a concrete path in the city. all that gear and a $5k bike and they still don't understand it's the engine, not the accessories generating speed.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 10:52 am to ClientNumber9
I do enjoy laughing at the super motivated newbie stuffed into spandex with his belly overhanging his tight shorts. Probably rode that bike twice and spent about $5k on it.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 10:53 am to Klark Kent
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i love passing those pansies with my mountain bike on a concrete path in the city. all that gear and a $5k bike and they still don't understand it's the engine, not the accessories generating speed.
Bingo. I bought a $400 older model, low end hybrid bike and I love passing people in their carbon fiber/titanium bikes wearing their gay outfits. I will cardio them fools to death in my basketball shorts and Hanes t-shirt.
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