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re: Alright Punks!!! The Truth about REAL MEN?
Posted on 9/29/16 at 10:56 am to ClientNumber9
Posted on 9/29/16 at 10:56 am to ClientNumber9
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On a serious note, are you one of those biking queers that wear the whole ridiculous get up? I run about 40 miles a week but do own a bike as well. And when I do ride it, I don't feel the need to stuff myself in a loud, tacky-as-hell spandex shirt and micro shorts. I ride in athletic shorts and a breathable top.
I live in the northwest and the roads are full of fat, out of shape people everywhere looking like retarded as they go on their 20 minute bike ride with fat rolled cottage cheese spilling out of their spandex. What the hell is that all about? And before you start in on this whole "it's so we can stay aerodynamic and stuff", spare me. You're out on a Sunday afternoon, you're 60 pounds overweight and you're not racing in the Tour de France.
They're posers with nothing better to do with their money.
I hated the tight-fitting spandex at first. Then, I went on my first 20 mile ride and learned quickly the reason for the tight fit. Flapping fabric is annoying and starts to rub your skin raw after about 15 miles.
I also hated all the loud, flashy colors...until this buck-toothed Hungarian bitch driving a huge SUV wasn't paying attention and almost killed me.
Ride for more than 10 miles at a time in regular shorts and the sores that develop on your arse will keep you from taking a shite for 2 weeks. You'll be willing to pay $200 for a good pair after that.
I get what you're saying, and I thought the same thing until I actually got serious about it and realized the reasons behind the fheggotty-looking madness.
This post was edited on 9/29/16 at 10:57 am
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Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:05 am to KaiserSoze99
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They're posers with nothing better to do with their money. I hated the tight-fitting spandex at first. Then, I went on my first 20 mile ride and learned quickly the reason for the tight fit. Flapping fabric is annoying and starts to rub your skin raw after about 15 miles. I also hated all the loud, flashy colors...until this buck-toothed Hungarian bitch driving a huge SUV wasn't paying attention and almost killed me. Ride for more than 10 miles at a time in regular shorts and the sores that develop on your arse will keep you from taking a shite for 2 weeks. You'll be willing to pay $200 for a good pair after that. I get what you're saying, and I thought the same thing until I actually got serious about it and realized the reasons behind the fheggotty-looking madness.
Fair enough.
Yeah, my average ride is about 15 miles and I've not done longer than 25 yet. I just go out for an hour when my knee is feeling especially sore and I need a break from running. My arse was super sore the first few times but I just toughed it out and now it's not too bad. But I can't imagine riding more than 20 miles on a consistent basis without some sort of padding. As far as the bright colors, I can see that. Biking up here is much more accepted up here and I (would like to) think looking out for bicyclists is on drivers' minds.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:07 am to Klark Kent
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i love passing those pansies with my mountain bike on a concrete path in the city. all that gear and a $5k bike and they still don't understand it's the engine, not the accessories generating speed.
Yep.
A very expensive bike will no doubt make you faster, but that is only justified when you have plateaued in top physical condition and have no other way to improve your performance. Dudes who roll up on their $5,000 bike, sporting $3,000 aftermarket carbon wheels look really stupid if their muffin top gut is block their view of their manhood.
I want to tell those fatasses, "hey jackass, your best weight-reduction strategy shouldn't be the 3 pounds you save by changing the wheels. It should be losing that 35-pound spare tire around your waist."
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:15 am to ClientNumber9
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Fair enough. Yeah, my average ride is about 15 miles and I've not done longer than 25 yet. I just go out for an hour when my knee is feeling especially sore and I need a break from running. My arse was super sore the first few times but I just toughed it out and now it's not too bad. But I can't imagine riding more than 20 miles on a consistent basis without some sort of padding.
As far as the bright colors, I can see that. Biking up here is much more accepted up here and I (would like to) think looking out for bicyclists is on drivers' minds.
See, if you run, I have nothing to say but
I HATE running. It makes me feel like I was overrun by a multitude of long-haul trucks, 400 head of cattle, and The List Eater. My knees, joints, and back just suffer too much for it to be effective.
I can go much longer on a bike and on a weekend ride, I will burn 3,500 calories or more. Other than swimming, cycling is the best form of activity to improve and maintain physical conditioning with the least amount of degenerative impact.
The worst? Running.
It sucks to be old.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:25 am to ClientNumber9
This is coming from someone that thinks this is a real man as well.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:30 am to BeachDude022
OP's bike:
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:32 am to ClientNumber9
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Fair enough. Yeah, my average ride is about 15 miles and I've not done longer than 25 yet. I just go out for an hour when my knee is feeling especially sore and I need a break from running. My arse was super sore the first few times but I just toughed it out and now it's not too bad. But I can't imagine riding more than 20 miles on a consistent basis without some sort of padding.
As far as the bright colors, I can see that. Biking up here is much more accepted up here and I (would like to) think looking out for bicyclists is on drivers' minds.
The only gear that I will get is the biking shorts with pads in them. I have had a few pairs and I almost cannot ride without them.
I always wear something over them and usually wear some kind of bright or white dry fit shirt.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 12:00 pm to Klark Kent
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it's been proven, sitting on a bicycle seat for long periods of time is really really bad for sperm production. but that's probably not a concern to folks to wear tights and shave their legs as a hobby.
I don't think you understand the importance a well-filled jizz jar takes inside the home of aggy
Posted on 9/29/16 at 1:09 pm to Jester
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Got Dammit, that pic makes me frickin' horny. It would be better if it were a tandem (a bike for 2) with vibrating shafts.
We Aggys can out-gay all of you homos. Bring it on.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 1:21 pm to Klark Kent
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it's been proven, sitting on a bicycle seat for long periods of time is really really bad for sperm production. but that's probably not a concern to folks to wear tights and shave their legs as a hobby.
Well shite. If I had known that I wouldn't have spent the money getting snipped. 2 kids is my limit, and I'm ready to get rid of these ungrateful brats.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 3:08 pm to KaiserSoze99
We should do an Aggy/Corndog Thanksgiving ride. Seriously. No LSU fans ride?
I refuse to believe it.
I refuse to believe it.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 3:13 pm to KaiserSoze99
Those guys skip arm day
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